To think that "the former Shadow Chancellor's Wife" or, alternatively: "Alan Johnson's Wife" might actually have a bloody NAME OF HER OWN

[BalloonSlayer]

FFS!

Alan Johnson gets named.

The policeman, Paul something, gets named.

SHE, however, is just Alan Johnson's chattell possession "wife"

She's a bloody PERSON.

Yesssss, a person who shagged the help...

its not a headline if nobody knows who they are talking about

It sounds as if he is someone who stole Alan Johnson's car.

Mind you - my EX would have been up in arms about that: "His car? His CAR? What make and model, for the love of god? What YEAR?"