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If they write "I do not believe you"

100 replies

JHHJ · 20/01/2011 12:46

is it unreasonable to expect someone who responds to a message "I do not believe you" to give a reason?

OP posts:
tethersend · 20/01/2011 20:27

Oh Yes.

I used to be on the TES boards; not for a while though... what changed?

tomhardyismydh · 20/01/2011 20:42

gabby I think you are growing on me, I seem to find my self enjoying you posts more and more of late. cheers.

giyadas · 20/01/2011 20:47

Grin another member for the cult

tethersend · 20/01/2011 20:52

Wait a doggone minute... I felt the Gabby love long before any of you hangers-on.

Oh. Hang on. People agreeing with you is supposed to be a good thing isn't it?

As you were.

Yay for Gabby!

DameShirleyKnot · 20/01/2011 20:54

Er, no tethers. I think you will find it was I who first noticed gabby's brilliance during the wonderful "Lady Broadcasters Short Biography cheers" thread

tethersend · 20/01/2011 21:00

Oh how we laughed. Like a couple of fucking morons.

Yes, you're right Shirley- I was perplexed and worried at first, but once you give in to his posts and stop searching for logic, they make a lot of sense.

You win Gabby, but only just

AgentZigzag · 20/01/2011 21:05

I think you'll find DameShirley, that tethersend was the first to post on Gabzs LBSB thread, but I also think you'll find that the fact I wrote Gabz a poem outtrumping (immature Grin) her on just writing the first reply.

(I have not looked up the thread and skim read it, I remember because of my amazing photographic memory abilities )

DameShirleyKnot · 20/01/2011 21:06

outtrumping?

Sounds rude.

Feenie · 20/01/2011 21:11

I have posted on TES for over ten years as Feenie

Honeydragon · 20/01/2011 21:12

I believe for every op that talks balls
A a big post grows,
I believe that somewhere in the Mumsnet shite
A Pagwatch post glows,
I believe for every mumsnetter who goes astray,
Tethersend will come to show the way,
I believe, I believe.

I believe that Hullygulley is a truth sayer
And that the Ops absurd,
I believe that Justine someone in the great Mumsnet Tower
Reads every word,
Every time I hear a disillusioned Anyfucker ,
Or join a quiche, or ask Gabbyloggon why????Confused,
Then I know why,
I believe.

Every time I see a Greggs sausage roll or pie,
Or touch a troll, or see a post about a lie,
Then I know why,
I believe.

giyadas · 20/01/2011 21:13

amen

AgentZigzag · 20/01/2011 21:16

Fuck off honey Envy

AgentZigzag · 20/01/2011 21:18

I meant to add that Gabz will obviously like my poem the bestest.

(just in case you thought I was really telling you to f-orf, well...you never know on here)

tomhardyismydh · 20/01/2011 21:19

Kool-aid, accepted.

did not see other thready you speak of.

what a great poem.

AHHHHMEEEEENNNNNNNN!!!

Honeydragon · 20/01/2011 21:23

Thanks Zigzag

I am a mumsnetter who welcomes a good solid fuck off ......it's how I knew I'd finally found the right forum for me Grin

I also appreciate gratuitous use of the term cock monkey for future reference.

giyadas · 20/01/2011 21:25

now, now, lets not fight. Thats not the Gabby Way. Just pause and consider - What Would Gabby Do?

tomhardyismydh · 20/01/2011 21:25

I think my love for gabbie transpired when I read the brief op from you in the adult fiction either deliberatly or mistakanly placed there and wet myself at the noncholence from and towards the outraged readers, that someone would post there, an un adult fiction topic.

lostinwales · 20/01/2011 21:33

Yes yes tomhardy you've got it completely right, sometime in the last couple of weeks Gabby has become amazing and I LOVED the adult fiction topic moment.

I would also like to point out that tomhardy is actually MY DH, so back of caaaaaa.

Does anyone remember what this thread was actually about?

giyadas · 20/01/2011 21:36

btw it was nice of the OP to fuck off vacate so this thread could be used for more productive purposes.
FWIW I never did believe her/him.

Gabby be with you.

AgentZigzag · 20/01/2011 21:36

yy to cock monkey.

Good bloody question giyadas, gonna have to think on that one.

tomhardyismydh · 20/01/2011 21:37

I cant remember. the actual original op from gabby made no sence to me what so ever, but I have very little knowledge of political or current affairs in comaprision to gabbie so that explains why.

was it about someones hair????

giyadas · 20/01/2011 21:40

Agent - I think it's a profound question which we would all do well to ponder.

I remember when I first encountered Gabby.
I called him a dick.
good times.

NorfolkNChance · 20/01/2011 21:41

Feenie and other TESsers, anyone else getting a whiff of chris2005?

pagwatch · 20/01/2011 21:44

I should have obtained full copywrite for cock monkey before I let it lose upon the board for the hoi poloi posters to use .....

tomhardyismydh · 20/01/2011 21:46

I think I may have Confused face gabbie when I firts encountered them.

I think it wasthis thread where I first understood gabbie