to want to kiss Steve Bashall better?

[AtYourCervix]

He appears to have smashed his leggie up poor dear.

I'd like to volunteer my excellent nursing skills and lick him all over kiss it better.

Again? Didn't he have a terrible accident last year while mountaineering? Do you need an assistant, atyourcervix?!!

Just realised my post was really pervy, I do apologize

theres plenty of steve to go around i don't mind sharing. you can have his left big toe.

he was on blue peter just now. leggie in painful looking cage thing - broke it climbing poor little lovey.

broke his back last year too.

Not too fond of Steve. He left a lot of children extremely disappointed when he cancelled most of his book signings at extremely short notice last year.

Broken back might have had something to do with it, madamehooch!

No, this was last year and before the broken back.

*dons nurse outfit, rips up skirt as bandages (steve will appreciate this effort )
and warms up thermometer

i likes him a lot