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to want to kiss Steve Bashall better?

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AtYourCervix · 17/01/2011 16:50

He appears to have smashed his leggie up poor dear.

I'd like to volunteer my excellent nursing skills and lick him all over kiss it better.

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jetgirl · 17/01/2011 16:57

Again? Didn't he have a terrible accident last year while mountaineering? Do you need an assistant, atyourcervix?!!

jetgirl · 17/01/2011 16:58

Just realised my post was really pervy, I do apologize Blush

Metherbumfit · 17/01/2011 17:00

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AtYourCervix · 17/01/2011 17:15

theres plenty of steve to go around i don't mind sharing. you can have his left big toe.

he was on blue peter just now. leggie in painful looking cage thing - broke it climbing poor little lovey.

broke his back last year too.

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madamehooch · 17/01/2011 17:35

Not too fond of Steve. He left a lot of children extremely disappointed when he cancelled most of his book signings at extremely short notice last year.

jetgirl · 17/01/2011 17:38

Broken back might have had something to do with it, madamehooch!

madamehooch · 17/01/2011 17:40

No, this was last year and before the broken back.

GlynistheMenace · 17/01/2011 17:41

*dons nurse outfit, rips up skirt as bandages (steve will appreciate this effort Wink )
and warms up thermometer

i likes him a lot Sad

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