in thinking theres something going on between

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the Wise Old Elf and Nanny Plum? the chemistry and little jibes they constantly toss at each other are convincing me there is

YABU - I think Nanny Plum secretly fancies the pirate elf uncle. And he definitely wants her!

The Wise Old Elf has ideas above his station.

i see where you're coming from notinmypocket. i think is a bit of a flirt, but especially in front of wise old elf.. trying to make him jealous perhaps?

i think -Nanny Plum-

I think Nanny Plum, the Pirate Elf Uncle and the Wise Old Elf are having themselves a threesome.

Bow chica bow wow!!!

Erm, please may I have some of what you lot have taken?

Well I think humfs mum and uncle hairy are at it!

ah we dont watch humf here, strictly Peppa Pig and Ben & Holly. DS wont tolerate anything else.

Catflaps on the money methinks.

but:

"everybody loves humf"

Catflaps - I love Humf's mum, don't say that about her!
Also, is Uncle Hairy definitly the dad's brother or maybe hers?!

definitly - please ignore abysmal spelling, am watching too much TV

Uncle Hairy is a player, he's more like an absent dad than an uncle.

Humf is sooo drippy I can't stand watching it... ds2 has gone off it too and won't watch it anymore.

I reckon Loon's mother is trying it on with all the dads

As for Ben and Holly, I reckon the pirate uncle is hitting that... wise old elf is far too snobby to have relations with a fairy

Slightly off topic but I have a bit of a crush on Mrs Rabbit, incredibly industrious, running the whole town.
Without her there would be no ice cream, public transport, museum, fire department and what not.
All hail Mrs Rabbit!

Dilys Price & Trevor (Fireman Sam) are definitely at it.

Maybe he is Norman's dad?

no. Normam has the same colour hair as Sam, that is why he does not have an ASBO for constantly requering the Fire brigade to be called out. Also off topic I think Mrs McCredie is a bit of a cougar and will break Plummy's heart before Miss O'hoolie mends it

Oh yeah, hearing you about mccredie! and whilst we're at it upsydaisy - you porn mistress you igglepiggle!

YANBU. Definate sexual tension there. Although i must say, I find Nanny Plums shouty voice extreemly annoying!

but I have a bit of a crush on Mrs Rabbit,

I think its miss Rabbit who does all this, mummy rabbits sister and rebeccas aunty, and she is unmarried.

Tomhardy You are correct - I only learned today that there is a Mummy Rabbit, and her sister, Miss Rabbit.

I thought that Miss Rabbit was a single mum working all the hours under the sun until this afternoon.

I always found Igglpiggle to be a perfect gentleman, much like the late Rock Hudson. I am a stylist and much more important than mere actors to it's overall look. Unfortunately the BBC objected to my creation of a clothing line with my old mucker Viv Westwood, saying it was inappropiate to dress grown women as TV characters. We had Katie Price lined up as a muse in an ironic edgy way and not at all to garner cheap publicity from outrage articles in th DM.

Thanks for clearing this up Tomhardy - I really must pay more attention from now on

Miss Rabbit it is!

Excellent post upsy - still maybe there is something going on with that small brown one......