to just sit here and eat Nutella on toast until I feel better?

[LifeIsButtercream]

Internet dating epic fail, again

4th slice.......

Oh no, how dissapointing for you Do you want to say what happened?

Eat as much of the stuff as you like! Mmm you've made me want some now and I'm supposed to be on a diet!

No, you will end up looking like a whale

Get yourself out to the gym to increase the natural endorphins in your system and you'll feel better in no time.

You've had a lucky escape with your internet date, he was obviously not right for you and probably a narcissistic nutcase who will go on to torment some other poor soul, you've had a lucky escape

You will meet someone nice very soon, I can feel it in my bones

Mmmmm nutella. It makes everything better.

YANBU in the slightest.

YANBU as long as I can carry on eating crumpets dripping with butter.

STOP right there!
you've had enough nutella.
pull on some clothes and get yourself outside for a brisk walk.
you will feel loads better.
then you can have more nutella, guilt free, this afternoon

Thanks peeps, will take DD for a walk - get those endorphins pumping, usually do the Wii Fit in the morning but feel totally bruised and unenthusiastic today.

Wasn't even a big deal, just texted for ages but when I suggest meeting in person he vanishes off face of earth and deletes me from Facebook. Not the first time this has happened to me!

Wipes Nutella off face and puts boots on.....

He's probably married