To want to tell tethersend....

[Binfullofmaggotsonthe45]

Why I'd want death by shark?

Death by Shark??

Now I'm intrigued!

what?

I thought this would be a thread about another visit to the Royal Hotel

We were in the middle of a troll fest and she asked the question - death by shark or bear?

And it was deleted before I could answer.....

Oooh, go on, tell me!

I want reasons though....

I think being eaten by either would be preferable to a night at The Royal Hotel, Tyndrum with Highland Heritage tours though, Martini

I thought this was another tethersend is a bitch thread

Me too, usual. I got all excited and everything.

Fucking moron.

YABU I would much rather a bear, with a shark it means I'd have to go into the water

(that was to usual)

(usual, this is a dodgy in-joke; we may have to think of another. It's wide open to misinterpretation)

Eh?

A close shave tether, I was just about to wreak vengeance by posting you an Obama baby of hope dolly (in100 easily installed payments)

Sorry binfull.

I want to know your answer to my question.

Someone once called usual and myself fucking morons on a thread once, and the name stuck. Now it looks like I've called you a fucking moron.

This is not good.

Bear, please.

I have that nagging loose-end thread feeling about the tale of the ROYAL HOTEL, TYNDRUM. We never heard a satisfactory conclusion, did we? Is that because they paid you a fat wodge of used fifties to cease and desist?

Elvis bear? Okay, misunderstanding cleared up, but I've lost my witty shark post to please tell me about the royal hotel thingy as I was probably too busy redecorating the fake monkey nursey moving house to be on mn at the time?

Bear is better. No horrid salty water.

And a bear would probably grab you by the neck and kill you quickly. A shark would just randomly bite.

Well, I wrote to everyone and heard... nothing. Actually, I got a response from the manager who said that my Grandma was obviously lying, but I should probably chase up the other papers and stuff, as it's been a while.

I don't think anyone cares

You see, I think you stand a greater chance of getting away from the bear than the shark- but am I wrong?

I am terrified that I never remember the bear routine. One type you should play dead, the other type you should run. And there's one that you should punch. I get them all mixed up

I've heard that a shark bite isn't like a bite, just feels like pressure. Plus you'd probably be half way through a nice all inclusive holiday in the Maldives with a great tan, so that would more than make up for the impending death and thrashing about as your family all stood on the beach shouting...da-dum, da-dum.....

Plus how humiliating being attacked on a lousy picnic, you spend all day dodgy wasps, just to be swiped by some angry fur ball who is after your scotch eggs.

Especially if it was an Elvis bear.

Now please full hotel recap?

Thread here

'obviously lying'

tough choice, really tough choice, Bears big paws with sharp claws and teeth, shark teeth and scary moves (have you seen that shark in Deep Blue Sea), however put me in a room with a cockroach I would die naturally I think.

So never heard anything from the hotel then?

if you such good gal pals such funny gag why not use pm,or email.rather than piss aboot all yoo-ho message for my pal