"I'm the ICT teacher Sarah. I don't know what kind of school you're used to!
I have 30, mixed ability, 6/7 year olds in a computer room at one time, with no help. I have a feeling you've never experienced that.
They're not really ready to follow things through on google unaided."
I'm used to probably a far lower quality of equipment than yourself.
And yes I have experienced EXACTLY what you are talking about with the same kind of cold sweat that goes with it. And mine are doing it in a foreign language that most of them don't speak.
With extra added internet failure just when I need it least, just to add spice ( =
And eliciting the reaction you had, was my aim. Admitting that equipment, manpower and skills are an issue that can turn a project conceived as "Just find\do etc" into "OMG do you realize what you are asking of me ?"
One of my income strands is training teachers to incorporate ITC into the curriculum. The teachers I train are very quick to point out the very real issues that poses for them. Yet often unable to recognize the transferable nature of those issues as they brainstorm ideas that incorporate ITC into the curriculum, but swiftly pass the element that they find burdensome onto the parents. Usually in the form of of research projects and production stages to be done at home.
What I try to get across to them is that managing these activities in the home environment produces the same or similar issues. It doesn't magically become any less troublesome or "cold sweaty" for the parents at home, than the classroom situation is for the teachers. It just feels nicer cos it isn't us going hot and cold and one can always sneer at a "parental lack of commitment to their child's education" to shut their complaints down.
Bottom line, if the idea of doing the ITC element planned yourself brings you out in a cold sweat the likelihood is that a proportion of the parents are going to feel exactly the same way when you shove the issues onto them.
Equipment issues, the needs of multiple children, skills gaps (including their own), time constraints due to other activities looming...all on top of what has probably been a very long day and a long list of things (that have nothing to do with school) yet to do before they can sink down and enjoy their children's company for the few hours a day in which they are awake and not busy.
That is not "making excuses" that is every bit as real, every bit as infuriating, every bit as unreasonable as me saying it is COMPULSORY for you to run around like blue arsed fly in the computer room with no realistic thought given as to how you are supposed to cope with equipment, skill gaps and (not enough) manpower issues.
The answer is, until equipment and manpwer issues in schools are resolved (which will be never), thus freeing us to be as immaginative and techy focused as we'd like, is to ensure that we have looked carefully enough at the "burden" and if it is too much for US, it's time to go back to the plan and work out how it can be better shaped to fit the kids' current skills, the equipment available and the manpower on offer. And then we do at school and resist the urge to fob it off onto the parents. Unless its an optional extra. Cos I'm not wasting all my fabbier plans that won't work at school if there is a kid or parent out there who wants a bash.