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To think this woman has the most awesome arse I've ever seen?

26 replies

EricNorthmansMistress · 08/01/2011 10:18

srsly you could definitely bounce a quarter of that! I do a little cheer inside when I see women being proud of their fantastic curves.

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EricNorthmansMistress · 08/01/2011 10:19

Disclaimer - her outfits are vile obviously.

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sadiesadiemarriedlady · 08/01/2011 10:19

She has a fab bottom!

Deflatedballoonbelly · 08/01/2011 10:20

They are implants

EricNorthmansMistress · 08/01/2011 10:21

Bum implants??????? No way

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MorticiaAddams · 08/01/2011 10:22

I agree that women should be proud of their curves if they are natural but breast implants are bad enough and now they are starting on butt implants.

I wouldn't want a bum that big.

Lizzylou · 08/01/2011 10:24

Are they really implants?

She looks so curvy and Jessica Rabbitesque, fab.

EricNorthmansMistress · 08/01/2011 10:26

sad face

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bandgeek · 08/01/2011 10:27

I would love an hourglass figure like that. I would probably have it if my waist was 8 inches smaller Sad

EricNorthmansMistress · 08/01/2011 10:28

Hahaha me too bandgeek! Except |I got little boobies so when I was thinner I was a classic pear!

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MargaretGraceBondfield · 08/01/2011 10:32

OMG she looks like she's wearing a bustle.

MargaretGraceBondfield · 08/01/2011 10:33

She's conforming to a male ideal, Afro Caribbean men love a big bottom and so she's no different to a starving sleb in my book.

EricNorthmansMistress · 08/01/2011 10:35

Yeah Margaret, since I realised they're implants I agree with you. Damn I'm disappointed with that!

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MargaretGraceBondfield · 08/01/2011 10:36

Yes, it's crap isn't it?

SlackSally · 08/01/2011 10:36

My best friend has an arse like that (all natural).

And contrary to popular myth, she's white as well.

I'm extremely jealous of it.

Katisha · 08/01/2011 10:44

I had no idea that was considered a good bottom shape.

diddl · 08/01/2011 10:46

That´s considered good?

All these years trying to get mine smaller-and I needn´t have bothered?

EricNorthmansMistress · 08/01/2011 10:51

Well quite - that was my point. But is all ruined now I know it's a fake bum.

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theevildead2 · 08/01/2011 12:15

How do you guys know its a fake if she hasn;t said so.

Also how could you ever sit down if you had butt implants? That would scare the hell out of me!

theevildead2 · 08/01/2011 12:17

Tra-c (or whatever it was)from x factor had a majestic arse.

Deflatedballoonbelly · 08/01/2011 12:21

Evildead: Posh still wont admit to a bob job, so why would Minaj? (she has also had a boob job and nose job)

Still, I would still love her shape for a week try out.

ILoveItWhenYouCallMeBoo · 08/01/2011 12:21

YABU

i have the most awesome arse ever!! Grin but you can't see it!!

i agree, her curves look great, was also sad to see it was implants.

what is wrong with loving and embracing what you've got, making that the 'ideal' rather than pandering to male fantasy?

Ormirian · 08/01/2011 12:24

Sorry I think she looks weird. It's all too smooth and plastic looking.

theevildead2 · 08/01/2011 12:26

Well unless Posh had some sort of incident with tennis balls getting under her skin in a horrible accident I can't see them not being implants. But with butt implants I would never be so sure, also think its unfair to liable what could just be a fabulous arse

Deflatedballoonbelly · 08/01/2011 12:28

A quick google at before pics:
bossip.com/268166/nicki-minaj-before-plastic-surgery/

Deaddei · 08/01/2011 12:29

I don't like it.