To think I have a stalker?

[thefirstMrsDeVere]

Everywhere I go lately I seem to be followed by some old trout with brassy blonde hair and weird clothes.

The odd thing is she sort of dresses like me and looks a bit like me.

The difference is I (for eg) am wearing a lovely, flattering purple maxi teeshirt dress and boots, a black pea coat and artfully draped scarf ensemble. My hair is freshly blow dried and make up perfect,

BUT then I catch sight of this weirdo (oddly always through a plate glass window or similar) and she looks like a loon in an odd shaped long dress, hidious fuggs and a tatty jacket. Her hair looks awful and she seems to be at least 10 years older than me.

Has this happened to anyone else?

When I was at Uni my friend had a pin board covered in photos. I saw this girls legs in a photo and they were bloody amazing. I told my friend how fab they were, she listened to me, laughed and pulled the photo out so I could see the face. It was me, and my legs
Now I think I look fine, but I look bloody awful in photos

well done for giving me a laugh on a cold Monday morning.

Does anyone have doppelganger issues as well - in the last year at work, apparently I am the clone of one lady's son's ex, and someone in the audience at Strictly (colleague thought it was me!). I have to say I feel sorry for the doppelgangers, being so podgy and scruffy...

Oh god, I started reading this...it seemed familiar, then I saw I'd posted on it, only a few days ago...had no recollection, thought it was much longer but the date said 8th January...

Ah, it's an old thread. My stalker has replaced my brain with that of a confused old biddy