Went into the bank to pay some money in and the cashier says
"oh good news you are entitled to a loan of £8,000.00 - isnt that great
me - no not really
cashier - think of what you could buy
me - but I dont have a job so how would i pay it back
cashier - oh but the system says we can lend you this money
me - but i dont have any means of paying it back
cashier - thank you (handing me back my paying in book) have a nice day
Im at a loss - its no wonder the bank caused such a financial mess