3 things Id never know about you

[NorwegianMoon]

I am unsure to whether this has been done before but here goes mine...

1. I had a near death experience

1. I saw a UFO fly over my house

1. I am a Muslim

now go!

And I spell the show I get excited about wrong too

1. I was in the police force for a couple of years

2. I have slept with the Bass player of a very well known band

3. I was in the same class as Ashley from corrie at school

1. I was very nearly an extra in an Indiana Jones movie when I was a child

1. I regularly fantasise about a younger man at work (even though I am happily married for 10 years)

1. I wish I had the guts to have a complete change of career, like own my own restaurant or be a fashion designer...just too scared!

I had to spend a day in hospital after having done a huge amount of internal damage to my left ankle on LeQueen's stairs (NOT the ones that come into the middle of her kitchen,. this was 2 houses ago...)

1. My DH is descended from a King of Ireland.

1. I can play the sopranino.

1. I make a mean chocolate bread and butter pudding.

1. I once bit Princess Margaret
2. I once snogged Tim Vincent
3. At university I used to get paid by now famous athletes to write their essays for them

1. I lived in Poland from 1987 to 1990 and was there to see the fall of communism.

1. I speak German, Polish, French, Romanian and Dutch to a reasonable level and can read a menu and ask directions in Hebrew and Russian.

1. As well as Poland, I have lived in Austria, France, Belgium, Romania, Israel and Nigeria. Oh and UK. Land of my birth.

1. My mother's family are Jewish but in denial about it and my religious upbringing was with the (Plymouth) Brethren. Spookily, I attended the Silver Street Gospel Hall as a child and when I was last living in UK, there was a gospel hall in the village we lived in called the Gold Street Gospel Hall. No, it didn't lure me back.

I also grew up ina small seaside town and will always long to go back there. I fear I will always be lonely and never have the happiness of living near my family And childhood friends.

I have struggled with bullimia for years. I've seen councillors,dieticians, nutritionists and to everyone around me. I am a successful, in control, pretty career woman

I love to dance! On my own and in public. I'm rubbish at it but just love to dance!

1. unknowingly kissed a murderer on the cheek

1. I was on .'blind date'

1. I have double jointed toes

My great grandparents had 23 living children

The first time I got married I was 16

A photographer from the Sunday Times Colour Supplement was present at my 2nd daughters birth

1.I am terrified of Dolphins.

1. I have various ocd's one of which I have to count my teeth.

1. I wear a corset most days for work.

I'm an FA qualified referee.

My house has a grass roof.

My DH was on Blind Date.

1, puglet123 - I too have a hole in my heart even though I had surgery for it when I was 4.

2, My best friend's brother persisted me for sex for months when I was 8 (he was 15). I told my friend but she wouldn't believe me and we've never spoken since. I think it has affected every relationship I've ever had.

3, I threw up in the marital bed on our wedding night, work DH and asked him if he'd swap places with me so i didn't have to sleep in it. He did!

1]My family is descended from the Duke of Rutland many years back and that is where they got their land from. [alledgedly].

2]DH and I met whilst we were both working on a building site.Neither of us was a builder.

3]I know stuff about famous people that isn't general knowledge.

1. I represented UK Girl guiding at a camp in South Africa when I was 17

2. I was very musically talented at singing and the violin but bottled the chance at going to music college

3. I can not add up or subtract. mental maths defies me. I always hand over notes or pound coins as I struggle to count up change yet I achieved a grade B at gcse level maths

1. I have a mid-face deformity
2. I had a great aunt called Dulcibella
3. I am a Twining, of Twinings Tea fame

Another 3 from me.

1. I only weighed 3lb 4oz when i was born

1. DS1(4yr) was the exact double of my birth weight!!

1. Im currently decideding whether to come off of the pill injection due to too much hormone in my body making me gain weight fast which will result in me demolishing birth control for a while, even though im scared i will fall pregnant for a 5th time even though i only have 2 children. I have had 2 abortions in my life, one when i was 18 and one in 2009 when i was scared shitless of getting PND again and having a traumatic birth again. I have being on the pill ever since 09 but now i need to come off of to prevent more weight gain.

OMG, my life sounds so boring now!!!

1. I built a sandcastle on BBC news and screamed when i saw myself, even though i planted myself on the beach right behind the camera, intentionally ofc :o

2. I am allergic to general anaesthetic (well thats an overstatement. I just don't wake up without intervention, was once out for 2 and half days)

3. I have a constant reminder of my son who has passed over - my mummy tummy has not gone and a stretched tattoo :( 2y passed

1. My stairs need cleaning.
2. I've hurt my back a bit.
3. I'm happier when I'm warm.

oh and the pregnancies were concived whilst i was on the pill. The first time at 18 i carried my pill on due to a holiday abroad but it failed and in 2009 the pill failed me. i also fell pregnant twice on the pill which resulted in two gorgeous fabulous loving DS's

beanybean - I have never been operated on - they wheel me out for the cardiology exams at the medical school as my heart doesn't beat as normal, it swooshes, and it confuses every doctor going!!!

This thread is great - some v. interesting people on here!

I wear a pair of knickers on my head at home (clean ones) to do the housework, take my makeup off or put it on.

Buster Bloodvessel once asked me if I would go outside and have anal sex with him.

Prince Charles told me a joke when I was 5.

Oh Feralgirl, so sad them closing in Andover!!

This is fun!

1, I was living fully independently (sp?) at the age of 14.

2, I was 1lb 4oz when i was born, full term.

3, I have aspirations to marry either Noel Fielding, Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom.