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3 things Id never know about you

801 replies

NorwegianMoon · 05/01/2011 11:52

I am unsure to whether this has been done before but here goes mine...

  1. I had a near death experience
  1. I saw a UFO fly over my house
  1. I am a Muslim

now go!

OP posts:
scruffybird · 05/01/2011 20:30

Open I'm moving near you! I love things like that.
Oh they filmed war horse near us but roads were closed and no one could get nearSad

frida75 · 05/01/2011 20:30

  1. I was on Going Live! when I was a kid
  2. I once auditioned for a tampon ad (didn't get it)
  3. My mum went out with Eric Clapton

But I'd give it all up for simian lines! Grin

Tigresswoods · 05/01/2011 20:31
  1. I can do a Rubik's cube in under a minute and a half

  2. I don't eat cheese

  3. I can't tell people what I earn

missy10 · 05/01/2011 20:31

mine are pretty boring

i have duel nationality i was born in hongkong ( i have british and chineese birth certificates )

i havnt had sex in 3and half years ( omg thats bad )

i have read over 6000 books

FellatioNelson · 05/01/2011 20:31

Yes, sorry, UVULVA. I spelt it wrong the first time. I think it might be a nipple?

Or it's like Uvaah-Vu from Shooting stars. Either way, it sounds jolly exciting and I'd like to have more than my fair share.

puglet123 · 05/01/2011 20:34

I'll have a go;

  1. I lost my sense of smell when I had meningitis at 25.
  1. I can do the splits.
  1. I have a hole in the heart and always will have.
monkeyfacegrace · 05/01/2011 20:34

I have a third nipple.
I had a boob job and liposuction a few years ago when I was 20.
I ate all my kids xmas chocolate Shock

LoopyLoopsOfSparklyFairyLights · 05/01/2011 20:37

OK, I just googled uvula, not I'm bitterly disappointed, I thought it was a typo for vulva!

My three:

  1. I was invited to Mark Morrison's birthday gangbang (declined)
  2. I missed out on a big record deal when I was(n't) at school due to skiving
  3. My grandad invented the things that go across the road to measure the traffic.
LoopyLoopsOfSparklyFairyLights · 05/01/2011 20:38

Tigress - You can't tell people what you earn because you don't know or because is a big secret?

FellatioNelson · 05/01/2011 20:40

Oh ok, I didn't spell it wrong - it is an uvula. I thought the throat dangling part was an epiglottis? Confused

Anyway, whatever they are called, anyone who has surplus must be the devil.

Brighterlife · 05/01/2011 20:40

is a uvulva the thing that dangles at the back of your mouth?

  1. both me and my son nearly died during his birth, as it happens we both survived, and are 1 in 1000,0000!!!

  2. following my hiddious birthing experiance we found a butterfly shaped birth mark on the back of ds head. my gran who had died a few years before was a bit obsessive about butterflies -spooky!

  3. My grand-dad was awarded the victoria cross after ww1 for averting a plane crash while his leg was crushed

Cheddacheese · 05/01/2011 20:41

Missy - Is number 2 because of number 3 Grin

MrsPennySworth · 05/01/2011 20:43

This thread is brilliant-so many of you have had such interesting (and slightly strange) lives!

Ok a second lot from me, although I can't compete with all the weird facts so far Smile

From the ages of 13 to 16 I used to regularly bunk off school with a friend to get the tube to a certain tv studio in London where we used to wait outside to meet all the famous people going in and out (saddo!)

I am the least fussy person I know when it comes to food and will eat anything and yet I hate baked beans that near enough everyone seems to love (and I love tomato sauce and beans so I'm sure there's an irrational dislike there).

I get very excited by downtown abbey as that's where I got married in 2009 and it's also where Katie and Peter got married so I had the same wedding coordinator as her(I didn't draw up in a pumpkin on wheels fortunately) Grin

missy10 · 05/01/2011 20:44

nope ceddacheese its because nobady wants 2 go out with me so i have given up :(

SwearyMary · 05/01/2011 20:45
  1. I have had a nose job.

  2. I have never had any tonsils.

  3. My DD was concieved on DH's Birthday and was due on my Birthday!

OpenToLawSuits · 05/01/2011 20:45
  1. my mother is a QC

  2. my step-dad invented to new cat's eyes in the road but his business partner claimed the patent under his own name

  3. I'm right handed unless I play instruments or sport.

Tigresswoods · 05/01/2011 20:46

loopy because it was embarrassingly large last year and yet you wouldn't think it to look at me. LOL.

Its one of those things you wish you could tell people as its so amazing but you know you would sound like a total arse.

DullWomenHaveImmaculateHomes · 05/01/2011 20:46
  1. When I was 19 and travelling in Africa I fell in love with a South African who happened to be a secret service bomb expert living and working undercover. I found out by accident.
  1. I took an overdose when I was 23. The bloke working in the all night service station where I went to get the anadin really shouldn't have sold me that second packet. He must have known what I was up to.
  1. I have 2 degrees. DH left school at 16 with a couple of CSEs. It bothers me that I can earn more than him.
otchayaniye · 05/01/2011 20:46
  1. My great grandfather was a famous composer
  1. I pulled a gun out on an attacker when I lived in Russia
  1. My mother was one of the first Page 3 models
Cheddacheese · 05/01/2011 20:48

Oh no missy dont say that, as the saying goes, it's when you stop looking that you will find someone Smile

oenophilia · 05/01/2011 20:48
  1. I've been on board 2 nuclear submarines - but am not/wasn't in the Navy
  1. I've performed at all the major London concert halls - but am not a professional musician
  1. An episode of Callan was filmed in our house in 1972 - Edward Woodward played the piano between takes!
NewDKmum · 05/01/2011 20:50

This is fascinating! Here are mine

  1. I used to be a professional show jumper in Germany

  2. I have something in common with Michael Jackson

  3. My first bf didn't take it well when we broke up - he said he would let his hair and fingernails grow until we got back together - he looked a right state before he thought the better of it :o. And no, I didn't feel tempted to take him back!

otchayaniye · 05/01/2011 20:50
  1. I used to go out with the son of a well known British "porn king".

Did he go to Oxford BelleDame?

MarianneM · 05/01/2011 20:51

otchayaniye - Can you tell me who your great grandfather was?

TitsalinaBumSquash · 05/01/2011 20:58

3 more from me.

1, At the age of 14 someone attempted to abduct me and my face was splashed all over the national news.

2, I am severely hyper mobile and can dislocate nearly every joint in my body and bend in strange ways.

3, I once went clubbing in a group with a famous 'business woman' and witnessed her doing something very, very bad (in my books anyway)