3 things Id never know about you

[NorwegianMoon]

I am unsure to whether this has been done before but here goes mine...

1. I had a near death experience

1. I saw a UFO fly over my house

1. I am a Muslim

now go!

I can't follow nomoretig, but I'll try:

1. I sat on one of the Kray Twin's laps when I was 2 and wet myself

1. I weigh twice as much now as I did when I was 30.

1. I like men in women's clothing.

testing namechange

1. I used to rent a flat from the guy who played ARchie in Emmerdale Farm.

1. I have 3 tattoos and 7 piercings.

1. I have a really serious phobia of dirty water.

Wow, you lot are scary weird nuts fascinating!

1. My great aunt was a member of the SS in Nazi Germany but died before I could ask her about it.
2. I have only ever slept with 5 people other than my husband but one of them is his younger brother . We had a one night stand when I was younger and before I met DH. Yes, he knows - no, BIL didn't mention it during his best man's speech at our wedding thankfully!
3. In 2009 I fought cervical cancer which I am now in remission from. The operation I had means that my groin sometimes swells up with fluid and I have minimal cervix but I am still alive and kicking. I was told I might not have children but am nearly 18 weeks pregnant with a little boy after 1 round of IVF. Up yours cancer!

1. Im a serious kleptomanic (sp), and have to steal every time I go into a shop, so I avoid them
2. I fantasise about being raped
3. I would die for my daughter and son, but not for my dp

Im a regular too.

twirlymum _ If you don't mind me saying sounds like you have Quakers in the family ?!

I seriously wonder if I fell down a spiral staircase in a former life.......I have always had a memory of doing so, even from when very young, and the details of how it happened and who was in front of me at the time.

1. When I wrote to them in about 1985, The Guinness Book of Records and the Times Information Service both said that they thought I had the only recorded incidence of my middle name.

2.I survived a 3000' parachute jump with a not-very-open parachute.

1. My PhD has been used to develop government policy!

I'm not too impressed with all these namechanges! Thought it was a getting to know you better sesh!

bikerunski - not in economics hopefully?

what's the middle name BRS?

oh I guess we could work out your id from that

1. I have a obessive compulsion to pick.

1. People think I'm strong and some kind of superdupermum but I'm not and I crumble into snotty tears on my kitchen floor/ backdoorstep/ bed on a far too regular basis.

1. I have a large skin graft on one limb, using skin taken from another limb.

Loving this thread, but have to admit I can't think of anything exciting to type, so here goes.

1. I love gardening, painting and decorating.
2. I love fishing from the shore or out in a boat.
3. I love tomato sauce on toast.

Had to post again to say congratulations to TwinklePants.

(about the lovely baby news, rather than the SS or BIL!)

1. I met DP on the internet on his 20th birthday, on his 21st our 1st daughter was born

1. I lost my virginity at 13

1. I've never had a best friend, in school I hung around with whoever let me, I had one friend at 17 but she slept with the guy I was seeing at the time, I met one local mum last year but she hasn't text me back since early november....so I'm basically a loner...good job DP and my kids like me

I have a severe phobia of being sick.

I have OCD/fear about germs and think I can see them on surfaces that I know have been touched. (because of no 1)

I hate bananas! the smell the touch the taste, but like banana milk shake and the foam sweets :o

oh and a 4th is that my GGGM was a prostitute and has no idea who fathered her baby (lets just say that is NOT common knowledge haha!!)

I love sauce sandwiches

I have full conversations with myself usually in the bath (I'm my only friend )

I nearly died after having 3 of my DC

Yes JugglingJo many Quakers.

I am saddened to read that so many people on this thread (well a fair few) have said they are lonley/have no, or very few friends.

Everybody should have a nice friend.

I did work experience with the Deutsche bank in Germany but then decided not to become a banker. phew!(kind of regret it though)
I used to be a road protestor.
I met Ulrika Johnson at a my second cousin's wedding house party when I was about 10.

When I was at school my (ex) best friend stole my diary and allowed everyone to read it - I never got it back..

I peed under the toybox when I was young because I couldn't find the lightswitch or the door handle :)

My house is not tidy unless my bed is made

I have seen a ghost
I lived in Sierra Leone for 3 years and ds was born there[1970]
I have been married 3 times

On National TV Lotster?

I cheated on my husband with a guy I met online (I'm divorced now have been with the guy 3 years with a DD)

My dad went to prison for 4 years the day after my mum found out she was pregnant with me

I am a finance manager but cannot do my timestables :) i need a calculator for all sums