Did anyones DC get a Blizzard Maker for xmas?

[Slightly]

and if so, could you please agree that IANBU by throwing the expensive pointless nasty mess-making plastic pile of shite on the floor, jumping up and down on it til it is in tiny unrecognisable pieces and throwing in the bin, then telling DD next time she asks for it that I can't find it?

Of course I could be BU

What the bloody hell is a blizzard maker? You havedn't exactly sold it

O probably wont get hired by their publicity department will I

But it is AWFUL

Here expensive plastic crap-making machine

If it provokes such a strong recation, you're probably not being U. What is it, sort of warm icecream?

Its just an ice cream maker

you can add it to the chocolate rotator my DH wasted a stupid amount of money on bought for DD which is totally useless He won't even let me say 'I told you so' in a smug way, totally unreasonable

its ice cream, horrid flavoured too.

skyswept yes it is, an ice cream maker of a thousand complicated pieces that takes bloody ages to set up/work and results in approx two teaspoons full of aforementioned horrid flavoured ice-cream. You are quite right.

flaime chocolate rotator? My DH had no such reservations - he laughed loudly and told me it was me that decided on the xmas presents even more thats he's right

I've hidden it at the back of the pantry and am going to practise my distraction techniques next time DD mentions it

Before Christmas went shopping with DH to 'Toys Rus Express'. DH quips-'I assume you choose a bit of plastic tat, pay for it then at the next counter they stamp on it and throw it away for you. Job done.'