I should not have to sit in a fucking freezing barn with only filthy, undrinkable coffee available. I am a bit of a coffee snob but I would have given anything for a Starbucks or a Costas instead of stuff from a machine, the like of which I have seen in offices etc with coffee costing 20p.
Why not cater for the parents a little, is it too much to ask? Some lovely cakes, not kitkats and mars bars, I'm not 14.
And turn the fucking heating on.
And breathe...