to think if I killed Norman Price the world and my sanity would be safer!

[bringmesomeFIGGYpudding]

Honestly, kill of Norman and then Ponty whatsit wouldn't need a fire station and we could palm off Fireman Sam to somewhere without little firestarters. I am going mad,there is an all day marathon on Cartonito which dh mentioned OUTLOUD to dd and now I want to eat my own ears to make it stop.

I hate the tv planners..............

AIBU for any of it?

(And don't tell me to turn the tv off, frankly am too knackered for the screaming tantrum!)

you're right about norman. it's a wonder he hasn't been locked up.

I will be your sidekick. I have had to leave lounge in case my foot accidentally went through the tv in a mad and vain attempt to stop this madness.

ALL FUCKING DAY... WTF ARE THEY THINKING????

I want to weep with self-pity...

we saw 4 of them before it was even light! Well they watched them well I slept dozed on the sofa.

and then I plucked out my own eyeballs/ turned it off.

Norman is the secret love child of fireman sam, ( have you noticed how his mum flirts with sam and they have the same hair) I think hes doing it to reach out to his real dad and get some attention!

I KNOW, bunch of numpties in the back of beyond!

Still don't know why they put it on ALL DAY!

emmie31, i have come to that conclusion myself, a few weeks ago, i was well chuffed at my detective skills!

Shows how much attention I have been paying! So the ghastly twins are Norman's cousins eh? Its all abit too complicated really!

I think it's strange that nobody mentions that Bella has gone missing, presumably fallen down one of the many treasure-filled shafts, or possibly gassed to death in the dodgy pizza oven.

The one I can't stand is Bronwen, the cross-eyed, fat arsed cat-obsessed fishwife. Oh, and the old Sarah from the pre-digital episodes. Her voice was so ear-piercingly high that only rats could hear it!

That boy should have an ASBO , when ever there is trouble it's down to Norman, but i guess if it wasn't for Norman Sam would be out of a job .

CuppaTeaJanice - you definitely need to get out more! I thought having it on all day would make me know who you are talking about but I must have mumsnetted zoned out in boredom!

yes, and i thought the twins mum (Bronwen) was fireman sam's sister, but no, its their DAD charlie, who is his brother!
Its all a bit weird they say, " phone fireman Sam " and not, " phone the fire station " etc.
Gives the impression Fireman Sam is in his own personal hell, He is the only 'normal ' person living in the most unfortunate villiage with only extremely accidental prone residents who can not grasp the concept of fire saftey.
Poor Sam. His only competent companion is radar!