to avoid sleeping on the 'wet patch'?

[chakalala]

Well, DH said somehow he always ends up on the wet patch on the bed! i do it on purpose!

Well surely it's his wet patch?

He shouldn't make it wet then

Not in this house juney

Shag in middle of bed, and no one has to! I love my king size bed. (Or use condoms)

We have a super king but specific sides.. Dh always manages to get the wet patch on my side! also since we're busy in my spot I've noticed the springs seem to be going on my side as well nowt to do with me being a lard ass his are all still springy

We never have a wet patch , just make sure it's caught in a tissue afterwards or crab to bathroom and clean up there. Have never ever felt the need to leave it to ooze all over the sheets.

I can only dream of a wet patch.

Too much effort when I just want to lay there all comfy.

WHen I complained about the mess once though, DH did have the nerve to say "well, I put it somewhere tidy"

Sex towel

What Pink said.

"I put it somewhere tidy"

Cuddle for appropriate length of time, then hotfoot to bathroom for a wee and to er flush out the wet

Well don't spit it out then.

a quick wipe with tissues nearby solve this problem :)

though of course, if there is ever a wet patch then its on dh side

Blondeshavemorefun wipe never seems to work. Think DH might have more than his fair share.

actually when we were TTC he got checked over and I know he has more than his fair share.. he was quite proud to share the results!

Do it on a towel?

The wiping after thing never works for us. Firstly I get very erm juicy which leaves a little patch. Also DH is one of those miracle men who can keep going after an orgasm so if I finish after him some leaks out in the meantime.

Gosh that was TMI wasn't it

i ooze for 14 hours if we don't use a condom... think the less regular sex is causing a build up on dp's part

have to ay, it's the only good thing about condoms... all i have to do is roll over and go to sleep while dp deals with the mess in the bathroom

14... oddly specific! I meant 24!

Yes to the towel.

Erm why is it the mans wet patch, dont any of you ladies get juicy

pmsl evildead

dont have a towel as such for general sex, but have been known when on AF - we have white bedding and i have my needs

He was like a kid showing his report card Blondeshavemorefun!!!

bless, nice to know he scored at something

hehe! Theres a sex towel in our house too ;)

Please no - not the sex towels thing again - soon someone will mention a 'crispy' sex towel. My eyes - my poor eyes!

How to avoid the wet patch (in three easy steps):

1. When done, swiftly use a folded piece kitchen roll for a quick mop up. (I always use kitchen roll because tissue + semen sticks tissue fluff to all your bits).

1. Go to the loo for the obligatory post-coital pee. If you have placed the kitchen roll correctly, you can walk to the bathroom without any further spillages. Dispose of the kitchen roll.

1. Slip on your knickers and put a pantyliner in. (This, I'm sure, is what pantyliners were secretly designed for).

Ta-da! No wet patch.

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If it's your wet patch, well you should have laid a towel down before you began heavy duty g-spot action.

Ewww, have you no old towels??? Surely everyone knows that trick?