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To start my commune?

6 replies

Bogeyface · 02/01/2011 10:03

Rules as follows....

No men allowed apart from the studs that will get bussed in for sex as and when required.

Boys can live in the commune until 16 when they must leave unless they can prove they have learnt to not be selfish, thoughtless, lazy, self centred arseholes. This will involve a series of tests over many months and being judged by the entire female community. Assuming control of any TV, PC or similar device being used by someone else at any point during the testing period will grant an automatic fail and eviction within 2 hours.

All women will have their seperate living quarters but there will be communal space for support and social time ie:slagging off of exes

A "bitching room" will be available where anything may be said about other commune members and anything said in the room, stays in the room

Boden wearers will be excluded by virtue of the fact that its my commune and I dont like Boden

Brattish children and their mothers, will not be tolerated

Mothers in Law will be shot on sight by the resident security maniac guard

The commune will be paid for by the "D"H's of members in payment for us putting up with them during our previous, non commune, lives.

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Bogeyface · 02/01/2011 10:04

And yes, I do know that "my commune" doesnt work within the commune concept but I am making the rules, so ner!

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faverolles · 02/01/2011 10:05

Will children wearing handed down boden also be excluded?

Punkatheart · 02/01/2011 10:07

I was shy about joining but the execution of MILs has persuaded me.

Where do I sign?

notremotelyintofootie · 02/01/2011 10:07

Ooh sign me up please!!

Bogeyface · 02/01/2011 10:08

Hmmm, good Q

On balance, no, they would be allowed to stay as long as the mother can prove that they were hand me downs. All post will be monitored and any boden parcels will be destroyed in controlled explosions.

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JeezyPeeps · 02/01/2011 15:18

Would I be able to join?

The only Boden I wear is a jumper that was bought for me by my mother from a charity shop.

If not then YABU :p

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