To sit in this horrible bedroom and just weep?

[recklesswoman]

Oh my Christ.

DH and I are staying the night with BiL. I've spent the evening fighting off two huge dogs who repeatedly jumped up, lunged at my face, sat on my handbag and scratched (cue SiL cheerfully 'oh we think she has mange!'), walked the length of the room weeing..

This continued while we attempted to eat dinner from our laps, one-handed whilst shoving dogs noses away from our plates.

I've just gone up to spare room, DH still happily downstairs, and the bed is literally covered in dog hairs. Sheets, duvet, both pillows. The whole house including the bedroom stinks of unwashed dogs.

Aibu to sit in the corner of the room and just cry? What the bloody hell should I do? I can't bring myself to lie down in that disgusting bed!

Why hester? Why would your parents take you back there? Did they live in a really nice location or something?

Tjsys awful god hrlp you . At leadt it eill all b ovet this time 2moro

Or you could follow rudolph's example and get pished. That would see you through the night

Am hoping OP silence is that she is in the CAR....

earwicga, they lived next door to my gran, who had 11 children in a 3 bed cottage. My mum was a single parent on benefits, so couldn't afford a B&B. Dog-poo couple had a big house (would have been beautiful if you scraped off the excrement) with loads of space for guests. So it was a choice between that and sleeping top-to-toe with three aunts/uncles, with my gran's alsation lying on top of you and farting in your face all night...

Lovely childhood memories!

Well, rudolpherina, that depends on whether Bil and Sil learnt housekeeping from the Mil or not. Could be worse tomorrow.

Aw hester, poor you! My Grandparents were so not keen for us all to stay with them that they paid for us to all stay in a caravan on a nearby park.

Come on OP, I need to go to bed and am desperate to know if you've managed to tunnel out of there yet!

Oh i need to know aswell, please tell us you got out

Happy ending!

DH turned up and we briefly explored flipping the mattress, turning sheets inside out etc, but quickly realised that BOTH sides of the sheet and duvet cover were completely furry. DH suggested that BiL had shaved a monkey on the bed. We agreed that it would be impossible to actually sleep on it, also just too awkward to tell the truth.

What we did was blame my vagina. DH told BiL that I
was unfortunately and suddenly struck down with raging period pains and sickness, and he wanted to get me home and into bath and my own bed.

We are currently driving home! All car windows open fully, because the dog smell is still up my nose, and I will probably scald myself in the shower as soon as we get home.

Could not have done this without you all! Sometimes I have trouble locating my backbone, so without this support I would probably have just lain down in it, sobbing, and woken up spitting hairs. Wish I could buy you all a drink!

HURRAH

Good for you and your surprisingly sensible husband!

And I love that you blamed your vagina- fantastic!

Is the theme music from The Great Escape playing in your head?

hurray!

PMSL at blaming your vagina!!!

good ol' vagina comes in handy sometimes!!

has she gone? i sneezed in sympathy for op

mine's a vodka and coke

Oh, and Well Done that vagina.

Have roffled at this thread and pleased you're getting the hell out of dodge.

And it's your uterus to blame if it's period pains. Not your vagina woman! But still loving your work

Oh you star!!! Kiss that DH for us eh?

Once you have defluffed him....

Woo hoo, you must be over the moon

Well done you! I think I would have gone with migraine myself - but each to their own body part & all that!

No- vaginas are always the best bet with male relatives. No questions asked and all that...

Hahaha!!

Awesome! Enjoy home and your shower.