to wonder what a Dogging Necklace looks like?

[ChristmasTrolleyRage]

I wasn't aware that there was an identifier for those who enjoy this sport.

A friend told me the tale of admiring a colleague's unusual necklace to the hilarity of other colleagues who later explained what it signified in hushed, but giggly tones.

I then couldn't follow up the conversation, and have decided to see what the minds of MN know about this......................

yup that's what it is ledkrsbelly and you're right, its not very exciting!

Yes you are correct a pearl necklace is exactly what you have quoted, usually accompanied by a selection of other globular jewellery.

And yes it is just downright seedy to me....and so very....British, just like the whole buffet at the swingers party.

There is a swingers club near my workplace here in Switzerland, and it is quite common to have fondue at "break times" according to a few of my male work counterparts....

All that hot cheese and sharp fork usage around bare nips and billyballs - ouch. Makes the earlier suggestion of vol au vents seem a lot more health and safety conscious.....

vile,whats the point.i remember the swingers programme and the old couple who had hired the village hall to hold it and were doing the buffet.I have a friend who is always banging on about 3 somes and sex aids etc.I actually quite like it just with my dh in my warm comfy bed/sofa or whatever but it would seem i am fast becoming a bore,

ledkrs - exactly right, pretty disgusting imo. I'm not very clued up on my sexual slang either.

I am still sniggering about the Seuss analogy.

I think it's pretty inconsiderate to engage in group sexual practices in public areas where other people might have more appropriate reasons to visit them. If it's really so widespread I think it should be very strongly discouraged (i.e. a bit more of the old blue light).

...learn something new everyday.

Maybe we should speak to MN Towers and get them to have a new anti-dogging campaign.

swingers necklace ?
chameleon, you say.
Well I never. Things you learn on MN.
Mentioned it to dh and he was shocked too. And I thought he knew just about everyhting there was to know about porn, considering his old job. Obviously not.

Oh Dear. i had never heard of dogging until this thread. Dh takes our dogs to the forest often, and always says he is 'going dogging'. And, he REALLY is innocent of this. I told him of this thread and he was utterly and completely genuinely horrified. Now I know why people collapse with laughter when he says it.

Shit.

Operations manager. Last job was in porn. Shipments of rabbits, tongues and chocolate willies, and then shipped out to the likes of Ann Summers shops. Was funny. Or our friends thought so. We had lots of requests for any damaged stock going. All fullfilled.
He is currently on his way home from his first day at his new job. Dream job. Ops manager back in the car industy sector.

Yes. Perfectly o.k. rabbits with a minor dent int he box can not be sold. Our nieces and their mates, don't object to a dent in the box !!

LOL cannot imagine a niece getting such an item from uncle, but it was always for a friend no doubt !

Shame the things do not have a solar charger facility, batteries cost a bomb these days!

No doubt his past work was in logistics distributing various miscellaneous products to mediu size retailers without ever mentioning the products themselves unless really pushed to answer in a job interview!

LeMarron - for some time I used to say I was a 'confirmed bachelor' until I found out what that could mean, and no, have never been turned on by a man in my life!

Dh used to say the same about being a confirmed bachelor! (He was an older first time husband)

When i showed him the dogging site, he went white with shock.

I am a little worried though..... I have a chicken necklace, enammelled that I love.
I got it because i am a vegetarian, and i love chickens.

Am now scared it means something of which i am unaware.......

I'm afraid the horn-bashing comment just made me think of Edie McCredie from Balamory and her very dirty way of singing "When ah HONK mah HORRRN!" If anyone looks like she might be a swinger, Edie does...

It's those tiffany silver heart ones. If someone where's that they are deffo a dogger.

Apparently it's pampas grass in your garden for swingers??

I couldn't click on link must be norty site I take it that a chameleon is the key? That explains Boy George fully then

What's a confirmed batchelor in dogging circles then? Can't click on norty links

not in dogging circles at all, just used as a suggestion the guy is gay, hence my expended comment on it.

A confirmed bachelor is what some people call homosexualists, a hobby that's really catching on nowadays.

or even expanded !

homosexualists - wassat ?

homosexuals is perhaps more commonly used :)