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to wonder what a Dogging Necklace looks like?

113 replies

ChristmasTrolleyRage · 27/12/2010 00:33

I wasn't aware that there was an identifier for those who enjoy this sport. Grin

A friend told me the tale of admiring a colleague's unusual necklace to the hilarity of other colleagues who later explained what it signified in hushed, but giggly tones. Grin

I then couldn't follow up the conversation, and have decided to see what the minds of MN know about this......................

OP posts:
whomovedmychocolate · 27/12/2010 20:22

It does annoy me though, I spent many hours digging up a pampas grass for this reason and bought a gorgeous chameleon t-shirt last year and then didn't wear it because I didn't want people to think this.

ilovemydogandMrObama · 27/12/2010 20:24

Can you buy a flashing necklace? Hmm

whomovedmychocolate · 27/12/2010 20:25

I want a 'I'm a straighter than a plumbline sorry and I have no interest in an affair either so either bring me a coffee or fuck off' badge. Can I get one of those?

Binfullofgibletsonthe45 · 27/12/2010 20:27

Wonder if you could rock up in your ice cream van in the summer, or burger van in winter and pick up some extra business?

You could also provide some musical accompaniment - as long as the doggers didn't mind a tingly version of Popeye the sailor man.

Wasn't a footballer once caught at it?

Surely you'd need an Espace or something similar? Can't imagine getting up to much in a mini, or MX5?

Where would the gear stick go? Xmas Blush

whomovedmychocolate · 27/12/2010 20:29

Apparently one lowers the back of the drivers seat so that the ahem lady's derriere can pump the horn Hmm

Would be interesting in a smart car. Grin

whomovedmychocolate · 27/12/2010 20:32

Goodness me - there is a site called Dogging Afterdark which shows exactly how it's done

CommanderDrool · 27/12/2010 20:35

Surely you'd need an Espace

Pmsl

Do you remember the Louis Theroux documentary about swinging? The host all sweaty palmed and excited, licking his lips as he described the frolicking that would ensue that night.

While his wife fussed in the kitchen about vol-u-vents and plastic sheeting on thr sofa.

BoffinMum · 27/12/2010 20:37

I am too shocked to look at any of the dogging sites online.

And this from someone who used to clean hard core porn off computer room PCs for a living.

CarmenSanDiego · 27/12/2010 20:39

We used to live in an extremely isolated lane in Yorkshire.

I couldn't work out why every weekend, it filled with cars.

Then I did a bit of googling and a website named the exact point where all the cars stopped as a dogging 'hot spot'. So it definitely exists.

Each to their own. An estimated 40 percent of relationships involve affairs so if people can get what they want with their partner's blessing, that seems more ethical and less grubby than sneaking around behind their back.

whomovedmychocolate · 27/12/2010 20:41

I think it's quite grubby actually Carmen to be allowing yourself to be groped through the car windows by strangers or to suck a strangers cock while your DH bangs you for the entertainment of weirdy unattractive men.

Binfullofgibletsonthe45 · 27/12/2010 20:42

And I bet without looking there is a picnic bench in use, some very dodgy Stead and Simpson stilettos and a red Mondeo.

And pictures of skanky men shuffling round with their boxers round their ankles wearing dodgy "off the market" leather jackets.

Ugggg....it'd be like having a threesome with Delboy and Rodders...only worse...picking that creosote playground bark out of your arse cheeks for the rest of the week.

Did the women have "suzzies" on aswell who?

Bet they are all married with kids too, sad c*nts....

BoffinMum · 27/12/2010 20:42

I think it's extremely grubby and people should have a bit more self-respect tbh

whomovedmychocolate · 27/12/2010 20:45

Indeed there is a picnic bench, no red mondeo - apparently Espace's are the thing Shock. There's lots of stockings and no knickers though and bending over seems to figure highly.

dementedma · 27/12/2010 20:47

have none of you ever done it in a car then?

whomovedmychocolate · 27/12/2010 20:47

Apparently Top Gear type fashion for the men is the order of the day. Jezza Clarkson must be so proud to have inspired so many men to wank over their cars in ill fitting jeans and boxy leather jackets. Hmm Grin

whomovedmychocolate · 27/12/2010 20:47

I've never done it in a car.

This is going to descend into Green Eggs and Ham isn't it.

A train! A train! A train! A train!
Would you, could you in a train!?

Binfullofgibletsonthe45 · 27/12/2010 20:52

Carmen it is also illegal under the sexual offences act of 2003.

I would hate to think of an old lady out walking her dog and accidentally walking into the middle of this.

Some of them do it in the day it seems, would it be nice for kids to go and play in woodlands and stumble across some hose hound splaying her flabby arse cheeks out of the back of a ford focus while a bunch of weirdies stood round knocking one out?

Mists · 27/12/2010 20:53

Would you like it
in a house?
Would you like it
with a mouse?

You may like it
You will see.
You may like it
in a tree?
Not in a tree.
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.

Grin
oneortwo · 27/12/2010 20:53

eugh! DH and I have stopped pulling in to some lovely scenic viewing spots at sun set on the way home from work because as the sun goes down, cars start gathering and flashing lights etc. I wish people would stick to parties, clubs and web cams, its so grotty to do it in public!

BoffinMum · 27/12/2010 20:54

LOL Whomoved [grim]

Not in a car, not in a train,
Not on a boat, not in a plane,
I like my nookie plain and simple,
Not eye to eye with a stranger's pimple.

supernoodlesrock · 27/12/2010 20:56

Here was me thinking it was a good old fashioned pearl necklace!

Binfullofgibletsonthe45 · 27/12/2010 20:57

Glad you said pulling in there oneortwo, not off.....

Xmas Grin

I would not do it on a boat
I would not do it with a goat
I could not do it on a train....

Well mainly because of the frequent stops, and the smell of years old urine and people banging on the door.....

whomovedmychocolate · 27/12/2010 20:58

You do not like it so you say.
Try it, try it and you may
Try it and you may I say.

Sam if you will let me be
I will try it you will see.

......

Sam, I do like this on a Nissan
I do, I like it Sam I am

And I will do it on a jag
And I will do it having a fag
And I will do it here and there
And I will do it anywhere.

I do so like it in a Nissan
Thank you, thank you Sam I am.

ledkrsbellyislikesantas · 27/12/2010 21:08

i used to work in a childrens home and a colleague and i took the kids to a local beauty spot one night to watch the fireworks.a car pulled up and parked next to us and was flashing the interior lights.luckily my colleague was not as naive as me and suggested we got the hell out of there,can you imagine the press coverage,we had 2 teenage girls who were luckily unaware.
that was my first knowledge of this practice.bit grubby really isnt it? Xmas Grin

ledkrsbellyislikesantas · 27/12/2010 21:11

super noodle-will you tell me what a pearl necklace is?I never really quite know and when i press friends for info they think im joking.is it just spunk on ya neck cos thats not very exciting if it is.