to be annoyed with the jack daniels advert

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that makes it seem like only men get a bottle for christmas.
I am getting a bottle

Did you not watch The Apprentice Final on TV? Jack Daniels IS a mans drink dontcha know.

My dear, if you want bourbon it should be pink and flavoured with a hint of pommegraniite.

Obv the above will mean nothing if you didn't watch The Apprentice!

well, I dropped into dad's today when he was wrapping presents, and I'm guessing that bottle of Southern Comfort was for me

Although I'd happily accept a bottle of Jack. And I don't even have testicles!!!

Ladies should only drink Mailbu. Mixed with Pineapple of course. Failing that, Babycham always goes down a treat.