to not want to be the source of such hilarity?

[ILoveItWhenYouCallMeBoo]

ds2(18months) thinks it is absoloutely hilarious when i blow my nose.

i have a cold

he laughs often and has just brough a huuge long bit of toilet roll from the downstairs loo to me wanting me to blow again. i can't perform on demand like this!!

get me my agent!!

what kindof noise do you make - an elephant trumpeting, or more like a goose honking

Ha ha, ILoveIt. Apparently I sound like a foghorn. I do explosive sneezes too. I've always envied people who put their finger under their noses and sound like a whispering chaffinch. The whole family find it amusing.

Perhaps we should start a double act?

no it's jsut a yucky bubbly blowy noise, nothing special but i think this is teh first time I've had a cold that he is old enough to notice em doing it!!

he keeps bring teh box of tissues over to me now and putting them up at my nose!!

oh my dad has a really loud sneeze. almost as if he is exploding! we used to have such fun with him.

this is karma isn't it?

My dad sneezes so suddenly and explosively it seems to be a huge surprise for him as well as us.

same here nanny. my dad does these big exagerated movement aswell just to let us know how severe the sneeze was

The only truly satisfying way of sneezing involves the whole body doing a sort of speeded-up 'hokey-cokey' imo.

'get me my agent' we are only here to entertain, you know.

My 20m DS is just learning to use a cup instead of a beaker. He was sat in front of me on the floor last night when I sneezed so loudly he jumped out of his skin & covered his head in orange juice. He wasn't amused.

hobnob i am almost on teh floor laughing at that!!! i can just imagine either of my dcs doing the same!!!

I confess to being the type of sneezer who has a huge explosive single body shaking effort. Did this at work once and my computer chair bounced backwards and hit the wall.....

Poor you OP.

This cold that is doing the rounds is horrible - I have had it for two weeks now.

I blew my nose so hard the other day that it took an emergency pelvic floor adjustment to stop a minor accident.

at both darts and twila!!

it really is a nasty cold. my head is throbbing and my nose is so so sore.

My dad was an explosive sneezer, he used to stand at the top of the stairs to sneeze - for added echo - and my mum would always say 'oh for God's sake Alan'

my mum says that too!!!! except she doesn't call him alan, cause that isn't his anme

I have the nasty cold too, I don't have small DCs to laugh at me as I honk into hankies, but it does scare the shit out of the cats everytime I do another giant sneeze... ahh revenge for the kitty-destruction of my beautiful Christmas tree