When I opened the article, it was plastered over with a big advert for some Dior perfume. It took ages for me to get rid of, and really got me in the mood for her to slip up and mention room scent! 
I was ROFL laughing at her disdain for Christmas tree and traditional decorations, juxtaposed with the massively cliche'd use of "concoct". Ahem, who's being unoriginal here?
She also doesn't like: "the idea of smoked salmon, or worse still champagne, for breakfast."
A lot she doesn't like! It's a pity she failed to notice the one thing she really ought not to like: "I pull it all together on the day." What's your husband and supposed business partner doing, sweetie?