i told ils what twat means, so,

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why did fil say it several times today in front of 4 yr old ds1?

fucking twat

Flange - a metal thing used in engineering?

makes me giggle too when dh mentions them in a work context.

I also giggle at my gran saying she has a muff to keep her hands warm

But shouldn't every lady have a muff-warmer?