to think after complaining about falling over in the snow 4 times

[ohmeohmy]

with ooh I've bruised my ribs...ranting about the dangers lalala that that to walk back a mile in said icy snow to pick up a dropped lightbulb is bonkers?

.... that realization sounds like a true light-bulb moment.

It is. Who did it?

My dad, over from Oz and driving me bonkers.This is the tip of the iceberg when it comes to his ridiculousness