to want to stroke Hugh?

[ChristmasTrulyReigns]

Until he's completely recovered??

Yum.

YANBU, he is a bit dingdong. I'd like to shag Adrian Chiles till he has a stroke.

Adrian Chiles!!!

You should come to visit kreecher - I live about foive miles from his home town.

I can do the accent (although I try not to )

YANBU.

However I did think you were talking about the Fearnley-Whittingstall (who seems very nice, but is not strokeable in my book).

What a fantastic idea. I don't want to go to his home town, I'd like to visit his home though.
This morning DD asked me what I wanted for christmas. I said I didn't know so she said she'd told DH to get me AC and Robbie Williams and let them fight over me.
She sees me as no one else would. I am 46, obese and hairy and smoke too much. She doesn't realise that not everyone would find that attractive. Bless her.

But I could get you exec tickets for the match (reverential tone) in exchange for Robbie!

OH GAWD you are absolutely NBU - he is absolutely lush. LUSH I tell you.

(Also, a friend's husband worked with him on a theatre production and said he was a great bloke too)

Oh and...

HE WILL BE MINE