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Forget Wand Erection, I've got a hankering to do bad things to the little one from JLS - AIBU?

21 replies

BollocksToThis · 13/12/2010 19:44

He looks half my age and it feels very wrong but there's something about him ...

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loujay · 13/12/2010 19:45

Step away............you may damage him Grin

pink4ever · 13/12/2010 19:51

ewwwwwwwwwwwww yuk.He is minging. Give me the one with the face fuzz any day Wink

Jellykat · 13/12/2010 19:54

Eeewwww He used to be in 'The fun song factory'when DS2 was little..he looks like a monkey.. Aston that is- not my DS2! Smile

taintedsnow · 13/12/2010 20:04

They are all minging! Never understood the appeal with JLS at all!

Wand Erection make my teeth itch.

I seriously dislike boy groups, can you tell? Xmas Grin

Asteria · 13/12/2010 20:11

I'm going to give Wand Erection time to mature - like a decent bottle of wine - then review how desperate I am feeling! JLS would have to be the last boy band on earth....

BollocksToThis · 13/12/2010 20:12

Ah but he's so diddy and corruptible-looking!

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Asteria · 13/12/2010 20:20

After giving birth to a giant man child I really need something a touch more substantial than "diddy" - but each to their own!!!

Jellykat · 13/12/2010 20:20

So is a slice of Battenburg.. Grin

herbietea · 13/12/2010 20:26

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Mumcentreplus · 13/12/2010 20:40

hahaha!..Oh Dear....not even the tall one that wears blouses..

Mumcentreplus · 13/12/2010 20:42

But then...I know what you mean about corruption mixed with some seduction Wink

MissBubbles · 13/12/2010 20:43

do you mean aston??? if so then yabvvvu, he is going to marry my 7 yr old dd when she grows up, your too late she has claimed him lol Grin

BollocksToThis · 13/12/2010 20:43

Now they're coming out of the woodwork ... I knew I couldn't possibly be the only one!

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AmazingBouncingFerret · 13/12/2010 20:45

I met him in Starbucks outside of the Palladium. He's very nice. Grin

BollocksToThis · 13/12/2010 20:47

He looks so clean ... bet he smells good too. I'm quite worried that he might only be 5' tall though.

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chinook · 13/12/2010 20:54

YABU Oritse has more of a twinkle in his eye.

(can I just point out I had to google his name. I am honestly not a cougar)

Mumcentreplus · 13/12/2010 21:32

Ortise = Google?..

chimchar · 13/12/2010 21:35

bagsy marvin. Xmas Wink

no, yanbu.

porcamiseria · 13/12/2010 22:52

ha ha i have also spotted him in fun song factory too!!!! less sexy when hes singing the wheels on the bus i tell u

klauskinskiinthekinotech · 13/12/2010 22:57

Ugh this is sick, now I did really enjoy the Richard Armitage thread on here a while backXmas Blush The only boy band I would give a little look in are Mumford and Sons....

klauskinskiinthekinotech · 13/12/2010 23:00

And definitely would fancy a roll on Don Draper's desk at the office Xmas party.....sigh

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