To want to lick the neck of the bloke who presents Mission 2110 on CBBC?

[nobodysbaby]

..and that's just the first thing on my list. I am almost ashamed of myself.

but what about all that .... machinery?

He's quite nice isn't he but a bit dirty. [fbear]

However it will take a lot to replace my crush on Hacker T Dog

See, you say 'machinery' and 'dirt' as though they're bad things.

You'd need to give him a good scrub.....

He'd have to shut up. His delivery of his lines is appalling.

But...yum

I don't think the OP is interested in his talking ability.