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South coast sex emporiums.

9 replies

GabbyLoggon · 11/12/2010 14:17

"Which one would you like to straddle?"

Is said to be a popular question in some sex emporiums.

Other sayings are "Leg-over or are you a poser?"

I researched this to write about it. I did not indulge. (Except to nibble crisps)

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notjustapotforsoup · 11/12/2010 14:18

I love you, Gabbybot.

pastyeaterneedsaSilentNight · 11/12/2010 14:19

Don't google sex emporiums.Grin

TiggyD · 11/12/2010 15:32

Is it not 'Emporia'?

lilyliz · 11/12/2010 16:41

tell me more,do they supply gigolos?

MittzyBittzyTeenyWeeny · 11/12/2010 16:43
GabbyLoggon · 12/12/2010 17:24

Its probably bestto just laugh at sex establishments As a naive youth iwent to a place in were y oung ladied took their kit off for a quid. That was All they did. It was educational. But no O Level

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parakeet · 12/12/2010 18:54

What. The. Fuck?

bethelbeth · 12/12/2010 21:12
Confused

Nude still-life drawing class by any chance?

mylifewithmangers · 12/12/2010 21:13

LOL at 'naive youth'. Grown much?

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