to be cheating on my DH with his homeless brother

[nattivitycake]

because he is being a troll on MY forum!!

?

I hope you're shopping for laxatives to bake in his dinner!

eh?

Out the troll please

Surely my homeless brother would be the troll because he lives under a bridge?

Hi nativity, did you ever confess that you'd always faked it to your DH?

Hope your sex life has perked up

Is this the nativitycake who....you know....did that thing to her husband...I can hardly bring myself to type it...if anybody ever did that to my dinner.

I'm off to the bathroom to throw up

YANBU sex outdoors can be great (but not this time of year)

Does his brother have a nice spacious well heated car?

(Can't neglect all the options)

Nah. Not as bad as the time you bedded his parents.

plural.

Or the time you told us all about his impossibly small willy.

So tiny that you were asking us if it was, in fact, a clitoris and you were unknowingly in a lesbian relationship.

Or the time...

Look it's damm cold living in a box at this time of year. Do I get NO sympathy at all.

YANBU if he is better in bed than your husband.

is this the same bil with the BIGGER willy?

Gosh, I wish I had BIL with a bigger willy than I have here at home. Could I borrow your BIL for a bit of slap and tickle if that is true?

I think she's the one who's dh used to chew his toenails. I think his hygeine was worse than the BIL's IIRC......

It's all fine with me.

If he's trolling I would report him.

Either that or we shall hunt him down and bring him to his knees have a word.

I would be furious if it were my DH.

Does that mean he found out about the gangbang you had with the local football team?