cracking courtreport

[GabbyLoggon]

to days paper..."a labobourour who took a horse tranquiliser could not remember why he ended up in apolice ce ll" get off the equine pills matey used to go to court often do any of you. Its slow but interesting I was not over impressed any JPsor coppers on mumsnet?

I've had another look at Gabby's previous threads and take back what I said earlier, the one about 'Lady Broadcasters' is totally bonkers

Groke you are nit picking like a devious judge on strictly come dancing please set a higher standard for yourself. Life is about more than just being a carping rude person Did Luxury Logan front the one show LAST night or was alex back?

Gabby. Are you ok? Honestly, you don't seem yourself today.

I just had to read all of this to see if eventually it made sense. Absolutely none.

i think it's a coded message. she's sending signals back to the moon. you know that moon she is wired up to?

In todays paper, I read an interesting article about a labourer who took a horse tranquiliser. He then could not remember why he had ended up in a police cell.

My response to that would be: "get off the equine pills matey".

I used to go to court often [to watch the court cases in progress]. Do any of you ever go to court? It is slow but interesting. I was not over impressed.

Are there any JPs [justices of the peace] or coppers on mumsnet?

Thanks for the translation AnyFule.

Now that's how I would expect a writer to write.

I thought
"apolice ce ll". was a particularly nice Italian wine.

Thanks for translation.
Can we get a gabby/world world/ gabby dictionary going.

Is this a translation?:

"In the paper there was an article about a man who had taken some horse tranquilisers and taken to the police station, where he could not remember how he got there.
Am I being unreasonable to think if he hadn't taken the above horse tranquilisers his memory would not have been impaired.
By the way, I used to attend court sessions quite a lot and I always found them slow but interesting, so I wasn't overly impressed. Have any of you lot attended a lot of court sessions?"

Sorry Anyfulesno, I missed your post.

Am I being unreasonable - about? a court report?

people taking drugs?

newspapers?

You do realise that AIBU is about asking the question - Am I Being Unreasonable -

Am I Being Unreasonable to not understand what it is you are asking if you are being unreasonable about.

You see? Easy peasy.

yes yes, free to post wherever we like yadda yadda.

But it makes no sense.

It's like posting about shoes in the breastfeeding section.

Or posting about potty training in the chicken keepers section.

Gabby, are you Katie Price?

@ toddlerama.

ps Does anyone here even have a prostate?

I think Gabby is a man in his 50s, judging by the way he is always going on about lady presenters, c.f. 'Luxury Logan', his special nickname for Gabby Logan

Does anyone else suspect that Gabby writes these messages by just smashing his/her face into the keyboard?

Ah Gabby's back

at Snorbs
Gabby definately a man

@ Snorbs

Snorbs - I would have said by bashing his/her backside on the keyboard, the online equivalent of talking out of your...

Thank you all, this thread has cheered me right up!
PMSL at Snorbs, I reckon Gabby must have at least the full stop stuck to her/his forehead by now!

Gabby, you have excelled yourself here. Well done. Pour yourself a little something to celebrate. Perhaps some lithium?

Maybe s/he types out a message then removes every 3rd word, every 10th letter and 80% of the full stops?

Oh goodness! I've only just deciphered the title! I just couldn't see it! lol!