Size 8, knee high, black, medium heel but not stilletto style - and I don't want to look like I left my horse/tank/group of eco-protestors in the car park. I'd rather people didn't immediately think about bondage when they glance at my footwear. I don't want suede as I'd like to be able to go out in the rain/sleet/2 feet of snow we have currently. Nor do I wish to wear wellies at work, no matter how cute/quaint/colourful they might be. I don't want to make a fashion statement, I just want to buy some nice, plain boots in my size...please...