To not feel like shit when you have got drunk for thew 1st time in 18 mths

[LittlebearH]

Well it almost ten past two an I am shit faced now...

Cant wait till DD wakes at 4am oh and bsby grp

Before I get slated... this is 1st time in 18mths

Ohh you will feel it tomorrow about 3 pm the great downer.

You won't do it for another 18 moths cos you will remember how shit you felt all that long long day that is tomorrow.

don't forget drink lots and lots of water go to sleep you daft sod get off mumsnet and go to bed.

ok am off now.
WTF you doing still up??

fuck knows I m up at 7 to do a full days work so that 4.5 hours sleep.
just put the key board away and GO TO BED!!!!

I do hope youve got a pint of water by your side sipping it in a lady like fashion,

Not staggering all over the place and slopping it all up the walls.

Don't do like I have done once and place it gently on the mattress and wake up thinking I had wee'ed on the pillow when really it was a pint of water.

I am off now so be careful with the children tomorrow. Its all your own fault, the matra is
" mummy is feeling poorly just watch the telly"

Night night

Mummy is not well. Vodka never gave me a headache like this. Bloody DP all smug this morning, yet I get him tea toast and headache pills when he is hungover.

I think I will be napping with DD today.

at water/matress story!!

I wondered how you would feel this morning! Keep drinking the water :)

I will do....gawd what was I thinking?! I will wait til DD is old enough to get her own breakfast next time.

Ha ha!!! So how was the 3pm slump. Was mummy very poorly with pain in the eyebrows and hurting Toes.
I forgot to say do not ever explain to small children why one could possibly be ill after a small alcopop mission.
It will be repeated at nursery and school that mummy lies down a lot cos she is drunk.

The rules for the next time is that you are
"Going to church" (never to the pub.. they will dob you in to the inlaws)

You ensure that himself is on duty the next morning so you can sleep the dreams of a snoring walrus. (or better still palm them off at inlaws)

Drink plenty of water between drinks!!! (I never thought I would ever do that but it does work for the morning.

Don't do it ever again until the next time.

Oh it also is so so so much worse when you have two children.

I have given up the glorious binge drinking all together due to the pain of hang over with children.

Oh and a packet of pom bears goes a long way