To be considering divorce because

[bupcakesandcunting]

I left Mr Bupcakes in charge of a "top up" shop whilst I was working today. Just gone into the naughty snack box and found a multipack of Pom Bears.

What a CUNT.

That's next weeks dinner pary sorted then.

Men who know about Pom Bears are gods, don't you read Mumsnet Classics? He's probably arranged an awkward dinner party and needs an icebreaker.

Or he is in fact a CUNT.

Party

You could get mickey mouse potato shapes too .
They are suspiciously pom-bear shaped.
Ideal for dinner parties , where potato is required.

But "Mickey mouse potato shapes, anyone?" is just too damn long!

"Pom Bear darling?"
"Mickey mouse potato shapes darling?"

Katie your right.

Menu reads:

Chicken goujons with baked bean jus & a side of pom bear.

Yeah , i suppose katiescarlet , but just serving them would do .

Chicken lengths actually

what are pom bears?.. (going to google now...)

Get thee to Mumsnet classics, please someone do a link....... I have tried and failed......

I can do links but can not find the thread [hmmm]

ARF

OK, I'll give it another go, this time it could be different!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1056940-to-think-this-couple-are-bonkers

you'll find it after you've read umpteen pages of this but it's worth it

Trust me x

Oh Katie, I wish I hadn't bothered now! I am sooo sloooow at links...

That was my sixth attempt. I'm too nervous to check if it works. Show me a strikethrough and I'm your woman, but links... a total mystery and I can't ask the kids cos I don't want them to know my username.