DH has started calling my fanny VAGNER....

[droves]

....BECAUSE THEYRE BOTH BRAZILLIAN !
pmsl .

- [old mature lady emoticon]

Standards ..... please!!

That made me giggle.

That should be {old mature lady emoticon]

... cant watch x factor now.

Thank your lucky stars that i havent told you what he calls his own bits.

gwan

nah , it wasnt gwan ....

Ha!
I lol'd at that.
I would consider a brazillian just to use that.

Now, we must know what you call his wedding tackle.

Should mine have a name?

No ... i couldnt.

He would cry if i told never forgive me .

Tell us. Tell us now.

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i thought you were going to say it was becuase your pubes are long with a very bad blonde streaks

Jedward?

CUSTARDO .....thats my hairdo

Do you fart from it and emit an off-key baritone? Because that would make sense.

BOF ...I do believe that has happened once or twice

disclaimer

Groves, you mean you did an actual fart!

My fanjo is positively melodic since having DC3, hence the talk name.
I should think of a witty name for it.