Disabled tests : serious subject, comic side

[GabbyLoggon]

The govt are having disabled people tested by non-doctors. This is a serious subject which I am writing about; but it has a funny side

Scene DSS interview room....

Interviewer: "Good morning mr smith, I would like you to bend over and touch your toes for me."

" Well, I am not that sort of bloke; and even if I was I hardly know you."

so the op is a man, and pretends to be a woman
...so is that a troll?

Gabby, have you ever considered writing to your local paper?

Ours has several correspondants who write like you. In fact, some of them write in week after week debating with each other. Our whole town is on tenterhooks for the next instalment each thursday, I can tell you...

TheHeathen. I believe correspondents like Gabby's usual choice of pen is a green biro

The Heathen of suburbia

Please give me an idea of the area you live in (or the title of your paper)

I may have a suprise for you

Lets get serious on this Disabled interview lark

The scheme is being tested in BURNLEY (Lancs.)

Anyone reading this who has been through the system....would you write in and give your
views

It will be spread all over the country in 2011...

There is a certain amount of secrecy; but the press are onto it and ministers say it is being midied. You bet it is

The word is "MODIFIED"

I wonder if Lord Flight will come in on this subject.?

look chil I think you are a tory or Liberal
and I dont vote for either of those parties.

oh do go play in the traffic

Don't look at me I'm shy

2shoes up to her usual low standard...

I gether she often writes like a left winger....not too many on mumsnet. I wish
dennis Skinner would log in

I wonder ... I'm sure I recognize elements of Gabby's posting style from another forum I use occasionally. I can't tell if it's just that the two posters share the same first language, but Gabby, do you post anywhere else?

Gabbyloggon;

You used to make me smile a bit - putting threads about the attempted murder of politicians in style & beauty for example. ....

But now - I'm afraid I find your posts just too weird/boring.