Disabled tests : serious subject, comic side

[GabbyLoggon]

The govt are having disabled people tested by non-doctors. This is a serious subject which I am writing about; but it has a funny side

Scene DSS interview room....

Interviewer: "Good morning mr smith, I would like you to bend over and touch your toes for me."

" Well, I am not that sort of bloke; and even if I was I hardly know you."

[pagwatch]

I want to know about mners being govt agents though

[memoo]

I am a govt agent but I can't tell you about it because its a secret

[tethersend]

Gabby, I know it took you a long time to think of the joke, but... it's not funny. Most of your posts are hilarious, so I'm confident it's just a blip. Perhaps send the joke to Michael McIntyre? I'm sure he'd love it.

You'll be back on form soon. Think of this thread as a difficult second album.

[pagwatch]

Darn it

[pagwatch]

Rofl at difficult second album

(Although they are a notorious banana skin for even the most celebrated artistes)

[GabbyLoggon]

Chil Links are for sausages. If you are not interested in the way the Tory Led govt are treating the disabled, then it is not your subject Chile.

I start subjects and join in.

You seem to be the self appointed leader of the opposition on Mumsnet. Does it pay well, chile.

Capitals is NOT a serious issue. (ask the ed of the daily BUN?


COMEDY? dodgy issues...satirists do the lot.
You are a Private Eye reader, chile?

Me own the site? MumsnetNet are crying out for posters. Begging literate people to do more than one line.

I dont use filthy language, have you complained about the C-word poster, Chile

Chile out Chile, and the rest of you. Write about things you are interested in.
Sizzle these sites with well constructed sentences and leave your insults to the birds. Good luck with it.

[LaurieFairyonthetreeEatsCake]

Your sentences are not well constructed if people fail to realise what you are talking about you daft bat

Perhaps you should join the Plain English campaign.

[2shoes]

good grief
is this supposed to be funny, if so it isn't
ffs has ths op not got anything better to do, than start stupid ill informed threads like this.

[GabbyLoggon]

Get learning to debate; rather than insult;

Actually the subject of what your ConDem government is doing to the disabled is very, very
serious .read up on it, then join in. The plain English Campaign will be run by ex Oxford/Cambridge type. DO YOUR OWN THINKING

would you like to talk on Luxury logans phone-in on the subject

[2shoes]

yes it is serious, that is why you making a stupid joke about it is wrong

[GabbyLoggon]

Goody2shoes

Cancer wards have a lot of laughter.

someone usually tells a joke at funerals
(often a man)

2shoes. Do you have a list of subjects which
we should not be allowed to joke about?

Who composes that censorial list, 2shoes? YOU? ME? david cameron? Chile or the C-word
poster? (Have you complained about him?)

Humour is a very big subject. A great writer once caused a rumpus by using the word BL++DY

[pagwatch]

Is it possible that I am completely pissed?

[2shoes]

pagwatch no but I think the op might be

[sixpercenttruejedi]

aww, Gabby, I saw your other thread and it actually made a bit of sense. I thought maybe you were finally making progress, but no, you're still batshit crazy.

[theevildead2]

Kittens like Marmalade (but only LIME)

Why is this? Is it because they don't want to be censored? Is it because they prefer mayonaise really but don't want YOU to know?

Only real debate please

[theevildead2]

Serious debate RIVEN. Mayonaise or Lime

[2shoes]

lime

[sixpercenttruejedi]

aren't we all just glossing over the main debate? i.e salad cream?

[GabbyLoggon]

you cannot face a debate on what your government are doing to the disabled.

well, it is a complex subject; but well
worth being brave enough to tackle.

Because one day any one of us could be disabled?

(which part of that last sentence dont you understand?) as the comedians say

SIXPENCE do you believe the Tory govt line e
on everything?

[2shoes]

I get why I don't get this thread now
you have to be stoned to understand it.

[pagwatch]

I like mayo but am too stoned to join debate



Yep. none of us on this thread give a shitabout the disabled. Annoying fuckers.