Disabled tests : serious subject, comic side

[GabbyLoggon]

The govt are having disabled people tested by non-doctors. This is a serious subject which I am writing about; but it has a funny side

Scene DSS interview room....

Interviewer: "Good morning mr smith, I would like you to bend over and touch your toes for me."

" Well, I am not that sort of bloke; and even if I was I hardly know you."

I don't know the tory line on salad cream, so couldn't possibly comment.

Pagwatch an honest man; but not a nice one

I prefer salas dressing, tbh. I also prefer 'differently abled' to 'the disabled'.

Well, riven, tell us about the interview process first hand. It is not covered by the Official Secrets act

I don't think KITTENS have views In regards to SALAD cream. As usual Mumsnetters refuse to debate WHY it matters.

LIME all the way. Do you think the LIb dems prefer LIme? ha ha as a comedian once said

I should think that Riven wants to keep her medical details and /or assessment private.

The lib dems prefer cocks on toast, as I understand it.

no, they just promised lime but you can't rely on them to deliver.

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One of us is losing the plot Locarno Gabby.

And it isn't me.

gabby
Given that you are ranting about humour you seem unable to spot people being less than serious.

I have a profoundly disabled son. Of course I care about disabled people. You total cock monkey

i can't believe this thread is still here
why hasn't it been deleted?

GL - How do you know which (who?) of us are already disabled or have disabled family?

And what is wrong with links? A little quote would be polite.

do not feed gl ,
He lives under a bridge is trying to get attention.

Now I understand why dh looked at the glass in my hand earlier and muttered "that looks like a very stiff measure". Nothing seems to be making any sense.

well imo the op is barking, this is just an attention seeking thread, it has no clue what it is talking about
but then it has done this before.
but taking a serious thing and taking the piss shows severe dimness

Offers shoesie a stiff measure

crazy! What is she rambling on about?

cheers paggie, but I have a nice glass of my mate Jack

Yawn at gabby.

i may have said this before but I think gabbyloggan is matthewcuntwright.

stiff
are we still talking drinks
does this mean I can link to my fave pic

im convinced its him