To be offended by Santa

[ConfusedMUM75]

Surely he should be female, black and in a wheelchair? And what about his BMI? How is that promoting a healthy body image for our kids? This is disgusting!

YABU. Don't be fattist.

and he drink drives!

And why isn't anyone getting paedo-paranoia about the amount of kids he gets sitting on his knee?

I'm guessing that this is supposed to be funny. But it's not, it's not very nice.

yep not funny
rather stupid

Bore off then.

I think this thread is dead now :-(

Well we saw Santa at the local fayre and he was looking rather skinny... he told DS and friend that he has to cut down through the year so that he can fit down chimneys and the only reason people think he's fat is because they only see him when he's finished eating the ZILLIONS of mince pies and cookies :o

Thought that was rather inventive of him LOL

And santa is completely A-sexual so no worries about paedoism (is that even a word? lol) hence why he has adopted all the elves and why the missus does'nt get jealous about him going into all those houses and getting drunk at christmas :o

Well that's my take on it...