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to be most aggrieved that I did not get married off in the last IPOAT thread? Won't someone think of Nigel?

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BeribbonedGibbon · 19/11/2010 11:38

Well, am I?

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Umami · 21/11/2010 10:40

It's hard to know Riven. I think we have defaulted back to dour governesses at The Hall, with a secret penchant for dancing with flawed heroes, ambassadors and possibly hamsters.

Hullygully · 21/11/2010 11:26

I had quite forgot the hamsters! What was his name?

What did Mimi want us to be? She wa sbeing really quite stern but I think I missed the reason.

Speaking for myself, I am mostly a bit on the poorly side. Perhaps I shall be a long term invalid, all in white with the vapours.

Umami · 21/11/2010 11:39

Gerald was the hamster, if I recall. Poor, squashed Gerald.

Would some sal volatile help, dearest?

Hullygully · 21/11/2010 11:51

Dh keeps phoning me with do this do that orders about the lunch.

It's frankly all a bit much.

LeninGrad · 21/11/2010 12:14

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YunoYurbubson · 21/11/2010 16:42

I am lurking on your thread again.

D'you know, all this time I thought you were going gooey over Johnny Boden.

I now realise the truth and am revising my opinions of everyone.

MadameDefarge · 21/11/2010 17:20

Am loving the Scarlett O'Hara thing. Lets all decamp to the Southern states pre-civil war and sip mint juleps on verandahs and flirt with handsome soldiers...I'm sure Ms Mary would come along to berate us about slavery and distribute some pamphlets...

MadameDefarge · 21/11/2010 17:24

Dubois

MadameDefarge · 21/11/2010 17:27

...of the Charlston Dubois'

Umami · 21/11/2010 17:27

Aah doooooo declayare, aah should raaather enjoy being a Southern Belle.

Yayyys, where is Ms Maaaaary when you need her?

Grin at Yuno thinking we were married to Johnny Boden!!

Umami · 21/11/2010 17:29

Gets things started with Rhett.

MadameDefarge · 21/11/2010 17:37

I feel we need some narrative here....I suggest you are all invited to my debut into society at the huge antelellum pile my daddy built with his profits from the plantation....he wishes to launch me into good Southern Society? will this endeavour be a failure? Am I too wild to conform?

Tis the night before the ball, and we are anxiously awaiting the arrival of my older brother Beau Defarge, who has promised to bring some of his cadet officer comrades to pad out the single gentlemen quota of the dance....

Mama is swooning under swathes of muslin upstairs and is of no help whatsoever, and Pa's handsome and rakish overseer keeps suggesting I accompany him to inspect the cotton fields...

sarah293 · 21/11/2010 18:08

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Hullygully · 21/11/2010 18:31

Lawks! Lawks!

Hullygully · 21/11/2010 18:32
BeribbonedGibbon · 21/11/2010 19:17

how wonderful! there is a Southern Belle's Tatting Society

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BeribbonedGibbon · 21/11/2010 19:26

A Cotillion Dance! how exciting.

Big Daddy always says 'If you can't run with the big dogs, stay under the porch'

Now I'm not saying y'all are dogs
but I am looking for a husband so be prepared for me to dazzle

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Hullygully · 21/11/2010 19:26

Ah do declare!

BeribbonedGibbon · 21/11/2010 19:31

Alas, I must swoon but I will return for the dance

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Umami · 21/11/2010 19:54

Why Beauregard Defarge! Another dance and my reputation will be gone forever! Fiddle-dee-dee!

MadameDefarge · 21/11/2010 19:58

Umami Mae! Take your claws out of my big brother right now, you wanton hussy! We all know your daddy lost all his money and you are only here because my mama esteems the seamstress skills of your mammy!

Umami · 21/11/2010 20:04

Now hush yourself Mimi-LouBelle. Beauregard was just hankering after some stimulating female company after so long at home.

Umami · 21/11/2010 20:10

Gracious, I've never seen such a crowd!

Hullygully · 21/11/2010 20:34

Lawks amighty! lawks! Y'all come here and eat your grits! Ain't gonna be no dancin' till you've tooken some nutrition!

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