to be most aggrieved that I did not get married off in the last IPOAT thread? Won't someone think of Nigel?

[BeribbonedGibbon]

Well, am I?

Must really swoon, appealing as the anticipation of HJs meat and two veg is .....

Oh dear that's such a shame.

Never mind I will beable to keep those images in my head for a very long time!

HA! It's funny how many people drop in here 'by accident' every time that picture of Huge turns up

I'm sorry Hully

I've really lowered the tone since my arrival on this thread.

I have tried to be a lady but obviously it's just not in me

You must tighten your corset, rein in your thoughts, and concentrate on tatting.

Or you could concentrate on your corset, tighten your thoughts and rein in your tatting. Whichever works for you.

I'll just sit quietly in the corner and repeat my mantra

I WILL be a lady like the other IPOAT's

I WILL be a lady like the other IPOAT's

I WILL be a lady like the other IPOAT's

I am averting my gaze and fanning furiously. Trying to find binoculars ( is the spelt right it looks weird)to veiw Hully in high dudgeon.

Bloody hell! I just popped on to see if I could work out what IPOAT means [nosy emoticon] and now have to bleach my eyeballs.

Poor Hugh, even sitting must be uncomfortable with that monster.

Somehow I thought this thread would be all swooning, corsetry and references to Rotten row - I stand corrected!

I fear I contributed to the rapid lowering of tone due to my request for my promised full frontal.

I have seen the error of my ways and am once more heading to the great hall to organise a party....it will be a grand affair, I do hope you will all be able to attend.

Tee hee. I just read mini's post as : "I am averting my gaze and fanny furiously"

< I will be a lady like the other IPOATS>

Riven - I once bumped into Ewan McGregor - literally bumped bottoms with him over the course of an evening at a pub.

And Nigel Slater

don't worry. wont tell anyone.

This was when he was really hot. In a seckshual way.

I met him once..

Did not .......

Not sure about bumping bottoms with Nige though. Unless he was also carrying a pudding.

No bottoms with Nige. A pound of butter and a tub of double cream though

Hullys pants are on fire.

I once smacked rod stewart really hard in the bollocks with my handbag.

It was by accident but very few orange tinted celebrities have bothered me since.

Btw. I have never seen the huge photo. Should I look . Will it sully my pure thoughts of needlepoint?

Oh dear god.

< fans pag, and hully's pants. Swoons >

My pants are as ice on a snowy day in a very cold country.

So there. You are all jealous.