to be most aggrieved that I did not get married off in the last IPOAT thread? Won't someone think of Nigel?

[BeribbonedGibbon]

Well, am I?

For people like them.

He looks a little melancholy. Do you think y'all could cheer him up?

The suckers is where all the goodness is at.

Wassup Rivs?

Who said what?

We'll get them. The wrath of IOPAT can be mighty powerful when unleashed.

And always remember: there are a lot of cunts in teh world, but there are even more nice people.

And Mini, what was your dull evening? Did you not drink enough and dance on the table to lighten it up a little? I find that foolproof.

Some fund raising dinner that DH is involved in, only without the fun. I did however win a bottle of scotch, anyone fancy a nip.
There are some A*s in the world of the hole variety, Riven, and am with Hully, many more nice people. Blows raspberrys at offending sods.

Thought we could do with a house pet trained to catch lunch now who does it remind you of

Hully's feet aren't that bad.

Sorry to hear some fuckwits have upset you Riven. Next time fix them with a steely glare and simply say 'you sir/madam are what is known as a cunt, I hope your dick/tits shrivel up and fall off'

I am all alone. What shall I do with myself?

(Does anyone watch Bones? I had a rather interesting dream last night featuring me, Jack Hodgins and another Jack Hodgins. Good Lord! )

Did you wake up blushing widow?

Why are you toute seule, Widow?

I am in a whirl and a frenzy of discovering the evil Yule draws nigh and there are Requirements. There are cards and such. The horror.

At least the dc have done their own stockings - gave them an austerity budget each and a shopping basket on Amazon. Amazing how creative they were. Now just have to get dd to wrap them when they turn up. Oh the mystery and wonder of Chrimbo.

I am ignoring the fact that Christmas is imminent. Soooooooo much to do.

And you can imagine how daunting that is as I don't often elongate words like a 12 year old child.

I am going shopping shortly to buy cheap plastic crap to be buried in Mother Earth on December 29th

I am on annual leave, nd yet we have sent the child to nursery!

The plan is a bit of MNing pre-Christmas tidying, present wrapping etc. Except DH has just come home from work having blagged the day off also, so now we shall go to Bluewater for cheap sushi and perhaps also Harry Potter 7.

Gibbster, I think I probably did. I also immediately had to have a wee Googlimage

Cards
Always with the cards I have such plans, but the almost never get sent. I'm sure I have some somewhere from previous years that I wrote and never posted. I could just do those this year.

I have big plans for dressing poor UmBoy up as a reindeer, in a snowy scene, for cheesy family cards. Poor child.

Ignore them Riven they are a shower of bastards

I'll buy Johnny

I am sorry Riven, I forget the C word is not a pleasent sound most. I use it quite freely on MN. I use it rarely in RL, though it is always done with satisfaction when I do.

Just makes me mad the thought of some tossers saying that is all.

I do like shower of bastards jins - conjures a wonderful image

I think by tne time Christmas comes I'll be more than

Psst, Gibb, I think she meant Chrimbo..

I actually spat coffee onto my laptop laughing then hully