to toast, butter then eat a nail file

[pud1]

otherwise i am confused as to why ADSA.com thought this was a sutable substitute for 4x hovis teacakes

PMSL

Honestly I guffawed when I read that.

I thought I was badly off with 200g of posh lardons instead of 600g of megabudget bacon.

YABU, and uncultured.

Nail files should only ever be served with clotted cream and jam

Best (worst) substitition I heard of (thankfully not for us, but recounted by delivery guy):

An old lady who had asked for salted peanuts - got a copy of Nuts magazine.

Really TED2? I always have mine with honey.

'Birthday girl' party plates, tablecloth and balloons substituted with 'Birthday Boy'

Lemons substituted with Lemon flash bathroom cleaner.

That was my Tesco order last week.

Its put me right off the idea of buying Hovis teacakes - are they high bran?

Soya milk substitued with skimmed milk!

tee2072

philistine

Birthday boy for birthday girl! That's an absolute classic.

good to know i am not on my own then. going for a bath now. might use a crumpet for a sponge

this made me laugh out loud...

Heheh excellent!

A delivery driver once told me that he'd had to hand over toilet rolls.

The customer had ordered sausage rolls. :o