To Love Wine?

[FunnysInTheGarden]

well am I ?

YABU.

Meths is a cheaper alternative and does the job quicker.

It'll never love you back.

fairs fair, I hadn't thought of that.

YANBU.

More expensive than meths, granted, but looks a tad classier in a glass, enabling me to maintain facade of respectability

no AF tis true, but the answer IS at the bottom of the bottle

TBH SF I doubt many could tell the difference. Meths looks like a very fine and pale Sauv Blanc to most eyes

Meths is classy if you put an olive in it.

Which bottle though? I invariably have to consult them all to get an unbiased consensus.

am thinking B&Q meths, which looks like a good Kir

everything can be made classier by the addition of an olive. Although I do feel meths is more of a cocktail-cherry-paper-umbrella type of drink.

I much prefer cheap lager, drunk at room temp straight from the can, really.

I haven't had one in months.

I have to take lots of medication each day and I darsen't drink on it, but I want to.

YABU.

Turps is the way to go. Chopsy says so.

Why are we making drinks classier with olives when clearly olives are best popped straight into mouths.
They are food no?

I do love olives.

If you hollow out a loaf of bread and strain whatever the purple (meths?) stuff is through it becomes clear, takes all the colour out of it.

Does Chopsy drink Turps, I never knew. Had him down as a 1978 Burgundy kinda guy myself.

Now an olive or glace cherry in a glass of Chilean Pinot Noir and you're talking my language

Pom Bear anyone?