To think that everyone on benefits needs...

[narkypuffin]

To get a smear test. As do all those not on benefits. I've got one booked for tomorrow. Joy. But necessary.

I don't think the men need one.

Great minds think alike.

Especially the men!

No. They need a prostate check.

I know the coalition is cracking down on benefits but I don't think even they've gone that far. Yet.

It was benefits or dogging to catch people's eye. I suppose I could have combined the two.

This is a smear campaign.

Thanks for the reminder, I'm due for one.

does one really have to tidy up first...?

why....do you suspect they may be hiding undeclared savings up there?

A couple of rolls of pound coins perchance?

Only so they can find it.

Silly thread title
but you are right, as I am on benefits I have mine booked for wednesday

They sent me my letter to have my first one recently....I don't want to though

extremepie, it's not that bad. Honestly, I wont lie to you and say it is fun, but its over quickly and far preferable to some of the alternatives.

Sorted.

I wish they'd paste a crossword or something on the ceiling though.

Had mine Friday.Apparently I have a wonderful cervix .......!

Cervix

They couldn't find my cervix when I went for mine last time.

Wonders where i've put it?? Always misplacing things these days.

Are you sure you had it with you when you left the house? Have you checked your handbag? What coat were you wearing when you last had it?

funny you say that about the ceiling
I wish they would have something on there to look at