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To think that everyone on benefits needs...

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narkypuffin · 14/11/2010 21:28

To get a smear test. As do all those not on benefits. I've got one booked for tomorrow. Joy. But necessary.

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Lynli · 14/11/2010 21:31

I don't think the men need one.

MadamDeathstare · 14/11/2010 21:31

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Lynli · 14/11/2010 21:31

Great minds think alike.

backwardpossom · 14/11/2010 21:31

Especially the men!

narkypuffin · 14/11/2010 21:32

No. They need a prostate check.

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narkypuffin · 14/11/2010 21:34

Grin I know the coalition is cracking down on benefits but I don't think even they've gone that far. Yet.

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narkypuffin · 14/11/2010 21:36

It was benefits or dogging to catch people's eye. I suppose I could have combined the two.

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tethersend · 14/11/2010 21:40

This is a smear campaign.

MimsyRogers · 14/11/2010 21:43

Thanks for the reminder, I'm due for one.

MimsyRogers · 14/11/2010 21:44

does one really have to tidy up first...?

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Binfullofmaggotsonthe45 · 14/11/2010 21:52

why....do you suspect they may be hiding undeclared savings up there?

A couple of rolls of pound coins perchance?

narkypuffin · 14/11/2010 21:58

Only so they can find it.

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2shoes · 14/11/2010 22:03

Silly thread title
but you are right, as I am on benefits I have mine booked for wednesday

extremepie · 15/11/2010 00:19

They sent me my letter to have my first one recently....I don't want to though Sad

Kaloki · 15/11/2010 00:32

extremepie, it's not that bad. Honestly, I wont lie to you and say it is fun, but its over quickly and far preferable to some of the alternatives.

narkypuffin · 15/11/2010 19:15

Sorted.

I wish they'd paste a crossword or something on the ceiling though.

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Rowgtfc72 · 15/11/2010 19:18

Had mine Friday.Apparently I have a wonderful cervix .......!

narkypuffin · 15/11/2010 19:20

Cervix Envy

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agedknees · 15/11/2010 19:24

They couldn't find my cervix when I went for mine last time.

Wonders where i've put it?? Always misplacing things these days.

narkypuffin · 15/11/2010 19:34

Are you sure you had it with you when you left the house? Have you checked your handbag? What coat were you wearing when you last had it?

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2shoes · 15/11/2010 19:37

funny you say that about the ceiling
I wish they would have something on there to look at

pastyeater · 15/11/2010 19:37
Grin