....to consider putting masking tape over DP's mouth?

[GhostTown]

Aaaarrrghh - I will do it if he doesn't stop going on an on about the blardy Grand Prix.

I watch it was well but DP ruins it by being a know it all of an arse. I'm surprised he hasn't been flown out to Abu Dhabi today since he literally knows EVERYTHING - better.

If I dare utter an opinion of my own he shoots me down straightaway and patronisingly explains to me how it really is.

So now I'm reduced to going 'ummhh, really dear?, ummmhh - while shouting SHUT UP, PLEASE SHUT UP in my head.

Another pointless rant got out of my system, thank you for indulging me :)

...watch it as well that should be, sorry!

Wouldn't you better off with something more secure like duct tape?

Of course mousesma, didn't think of that. With the size of his opinionated gob masking tape will come right off

Maybe a steel plate and rivets? Ala beetlejuice?

....no duct tape anywhere, no steel or rivets eiter.

Gonna have to run out to B&Q since he's STILL going on and on.

....will to live ebbing away.....