to get pissed and possibly set the house on fire while lots of fluffy little bunnies (who use prostitutes and have pierced ears) are sleeping upstairs?

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I am a LP to all these fluffy bunnies so there would be no-one to drive them to A and E should an accident occur while I am pissed.

I've either missed something or you are pissed already.

Or this is a private conversation.

Every other thread seems to be trollish and/or about trolls. I'm bored and I thought I'd join them to see what all the fuss is about.

I'm still bored.

So about my bunnies. They'll be fine if I crack open the Vodka, yes?

Have a long bath while your at it- with your headphones in.

leave a candle burning downstairs, too.

Ah I see.

If they do make it through the night, make sure you take them to MacDonalds for breakfast? (is that right?)

Don't bother with breakfast- I never do. Just put them in front of the telly til your hangover wears off, plenty of time for McD's then.

Oh yes MaccyDs is a must. I'll be sure to park in the disabled bay while we are in there.

Have we been invaded again? the quality of trolls is serious going down hill! withtheexceptionofopwhichhasmademesmile.

Make sure that you get the fruitshoot option with the happy meals and plastic tatt. Ignore the carrot sticks.

No need to. I have 24 (with 22 different fathers innit) fluffy bunnies and I am LP so I am loaded. We get millions in benefits. All my bunnies have their own flat screen and nintendo wii and we live in a 17 bedroom mansion which you all pay for.

That and I sold the food vouchers to pay for my new tatt.