Upsy Daisy getting a room

[DrSeuss]

Am I the only one with a sick mind that thinks Upsy Daisy and Iggle Piggle should just get a room and be done with it?! I know they have her bed and he has his blanket, so maybe they don't need a room, just a quiet corner....

Nah, tis an arranged marriage, ala TC and KH didn't you get the Sleb Twaddle PM?

lol
I took ds1 to see a childrens comedian (aimed at 7-10) in the summer, he sang a song of which the most memorable line was;
"Iggle Piggle wees on Upsy Daisy"
The mind boggles.

..she's clearly 'up for it' as her skirt does that thing...

we have a very odd book about upsy daisy

she has an inflatable skirt
she has a megaphone so all her friends can hear her (bet they love that!)
her bed chases her round the garden

Oh yes the skirt

Any pampas grass in the Night Garden?

Will michael Hordern provide a VoiceOver?

Upsy Daisy kisses everything.

Upsy Daisy takes her own bed with her

Upsy Daisy will let anyone on the bed but only she can sleep in it

Upsy Daisy shows her knickers all the time

Upsy Daisy is on the game.

I have to disagree with you Wannabe, I have a book where the Pontipine children fall asleep in Upsy Daisy and the story says she will not be happy. She bounces on her bed to bounce the children out of her bed. I can hear my DP reading it over the baby monitor!

Oh sorry yes they where sleeping in her bed, that was the problem

pmsl

What would their kids look like?!

Leave her alone
poor cow now she is out of work

PMSL!!

Don't worry Gerupta, maybe she can make a living on the pay per view channels lol!

Definately something going on. All thay squeeling and OOOHing and Daisy Dooooing. Should be X rated.

Don't know about this but can someone send me the TC and KH pm? You know, just to check

there is a good benny hill chase version of what happens when upsy daisy finds iggle piggle sleeping in her bed on tinterweb.

pmsl
picturing the night garden version of a golden shower.

DH and I have always thought along the same lines. When the DCs are out of earshot we've been known to sing.

Upsy daisy likes to come
when she takes it up the bum